Ok, now here is the full, full story of Hammple the Cat and The Noglingy Forjent:
Once upon a time there was a cat named Hammple. He liked to eat marbles. Then one day he accidentally ate the defaultmarble. Now he can't play his favorite game, Marbleblast Gold! What will he do? What he did was drink cheese until his ears turned purple and skyboxes flew out his stomach. and then he died. THE END! But then he came back to life...as a ZOMBIE CAT! He then...Rode on a dragon named saphira by killing it's original owner Eragon! But then he accidentally fell off and...Decided to become a contortionist and blew up after he overcooked his salmon. Then he......vowed revenge on the salmon and their fishy brethren. So he went to sea, tartar sauce in hand, and stumbled upon an underwater civilization led by a king mackerel. He decided to...call Matan to finish the game off and Matan beat everything. Darkness Shadow failed and Hample got pissed off and bit his face off, and Darkness Shadow died a cruel horrible torture death where they nailed his feet to the ground and filled the torture room with piss drowning him with disgusting taste. Ooh too far there, lol. And then after Darkness Shadow died, Hample went off to his
SECRET NAPPING PLACE
where he went to sleep and dreamed about...Eating a magic Pickle. It was magic because he became an angel. God came up to him when he was on a cloud though, and said that it wasn't magic, it was tainted, and you are dead. He woke up, and found that he......had slept walked and was inches away from the edge of a cliff wearing a bunny suit. He was so startled that he lost his footing and fell of the cliff. Luckily...He fell on a sharp rock instead of the out-stretched hands of Luke. When he found out he had avoided Luke's grasp, he went insane with relief and...Noticed that from falling on the sharp rock, he was now split in half. Thankfully, since he was a zombie he didn't die. He then saw Luke coming after him. He couldn't run away, because he didn't have his bottom half. Luke was fast approaching, so he...decided to make an account, mbgrocks3. This drove luke insane, and he just needed the starw that broke the camels back. He made an interior that beat Lukes, and ,luke melted. He then...Saw Matan beats Marble Blast for the 1082957235178561 time. GG NO RE!
Also Luke decided that he stank as an interior maker so he decided to suicide when Tech Geek......Turned luke into a marble and pushed him down off of the level, and he fell eternally to the forest and barn below. Eternally!!! I then...Felt sorry for luke, and dived down after him [Yeah, right]. Hammple then...realized that Tech geek doesn't go after luke. He realized that Tech Geek was a Robot! Duh. His name is Tech Geek. He then...Decided to contradict Ian and post his version of what happened on a MBG forum. After that, he got carple tunnel syndrome from typing too much and retired from MBG. This caused...him to break out of Luke's mind control. He then realised that he loved MBG despite Luke's mind control, forcing him to quit MBG. So he came back. However, Luke hasn't been punished, yet, so...Ian came with a giant robot and started blowing up luke with a barrage of missles. He then took lukes head and mounted it on his wall, with a sign pointing to his head that says STUPID. And then...A piece of chalk started growing out of Luke's mutilated head and all the scientists gathered to investigate. There findings showed...That Lukes mom came for revenge and the chalk turned into her! Then an asteroid flew into the Earth and the only a CD with MBG on it survived. Lukes mom survived the asteriod, and decided to infect the CD and turn it into... MARBLE BLAST OLD!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Everyone looking at the previous post faints* ...Luckily, Hample had hitchhiked on a nearby spacecraft just before the earth was destroyed. He spent eight years traveling the galaxy with Ford Prefect and Zaphod Beeblebrox, returned to our solar system and found out that the earth was just as he left it. Everyone told him that the asteroid was a hallucination that suddenly disappeared and asked him where he had been for so long. Confused, he settled back down, fell in love with Fenchurch, found out where all the dolphins went, and...
PS. the above is a reference to Douglas Adams (points to signature) series: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (great books!) if you were to replace Hample with Arthur Dent and asteroid with yellow Vogan spacescraft, you would have the summary of the first four books....and non dolphin-safe tuna. All the dolphins wanted revenge on him, and they slashed some water on him. aaah!!!!! I am a cat! I can not be wet! *licks self* While licking himself, he...Suddenly had the urge to vomit, and he coughed up a furball. In that furball was...A note saying: IT'S GONNA BE A SNOW DAY TOMORROW!!!!!!!!
Next to that, there was...A message from me that says:
I'll delete my last two posts. However, I still killed Darkness Shadow with my shotgun.
Then, suddenly, the buzzer to someone's microwave goes off and everyone jumps with surprise! Marble Blast Old had been restored!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Luke, in his agony, was vaporized, and was never to be seen again on the Noglingy Forjent thread. Lukes mom died too. So Hammple took a vaction to New Jersey, and sues Delta Airlines cuz it sucked.
Everyone cheered because the planet has been released of luke's STUPIDITY! YAY! Then, Luke came back as a mentally challenged zombie [like That is any different], and then DIED because he got shot by Ian's toenail clipper. Hammple decided to seek Marble Land. He grabbed his coat, a jar of apple butter, a tie-die colored marble, and his favorite birdhouse, and he set off to settle in a cozy home to enjoy the rest of his life in Marble Land with Tech Geek. During his journey he came across a R.Stanley. He showed Hammple the world of the magic E-G-G-S. Until the eggs broke down and with the cheese it went to the sewage where they met LukeIsAlwaysAlive...and Hammple then knew something was up. It appears that luke created lots of multiple accounts and now there are about 50 lukes! Oh noes!
Once upon a time there was a cat named Hammple. He liked to eat marbles. Then one day he accidentally ate the defaultmarble. Now he can't play his favorite game, Marbleblast Gold! What will he do? What he did was drink cheese until his ears turned purple and skyboxes flew out his stomach. and then he died. THE END! But then he came back to life...as a ZOMBIE CAT! He then...Rode on a dragon named saphira by killing it's original owner Eragon! But then he accidentally fell off and...Decided to become a contortionist and blew up after he overcooked his salmon. Then he......vowed revenge on the salmon and their fishy brethren. So he went to sea, tartar sauce in hand, and stumbled upon an underwater civilization led by a king mackerel. He decided to...call Matan to finish the game off and Matan beat everything. Darkness Shadow failed and Hample got pissed off and bit his face off, and Darkness Shadow died a cruel horrible torture death where they nailed his feet to the ground and filled the torture room with piss drowning him with disgusting taste. Ooh too far there, lol. And then after Darkness Shadow died, Hample went off to his
SECRET NAPPING PLACE
where he went to sleep and dreamed about...Eating a magic Pickle. It was magic because he became an angel. God came up to him when he was on a cloud though, and said that it wasn't magic, it was tainted, and you are dead. He woke up, and found that he......had slept walked and was inches away from the edge of a cliff wearing a bunny suit. He was so startled that he lost his footing and fell of the cliff. Luckily...He fell on a sharp rock instead of the out-stretched hands of Luke. When he found out he had avoided Luke's grasp, he went insane with relief and...Noticed that from falling on the sharp rock, he was now split in half. Thankfully, since he was a zombie he didn't die. He then saw Luke coming after him. He couldn't run away, because he didn't have his bottom half. Luke was fast approaching, so he...decided to make an account, mbgrocks3. This drove luke insane, and he just needed the starw that broke the camels back. He made an interior that beat Lukes, and ,luke melted. He then...Saw Matan beats Marble Blast for the 1082957235178561 time. GG NO RE!
Also Luke decided that he stank as an interior maker so he decided to suicide when Tech Geek......Turned luke into a marble and pushed him down off of the level, and he fell eternally to the forest and barn below. Eternally!!! I then...Felt sorry for luke, and dived down after him [Yeah, right]. Hammple then...realized that Tech geek doesn't go after luke. He realized that Tech Geek was a Robot! Duh. His name is Tech Geek. He then...Decided to contradict Ian and post his version of what happened on a MBG forum. After that, he got carple tunnel syndrome from typing too much and retired from MBG. This caused...him to break out of Luke's mind control. He then realised that he loved MBG despite Luke's mind control, forcing him to quit MBG. So he came back. However, Luke hasn't been punished, yet, so...Ian came with a giant robot and started blowing up luke with a barrage of missles. He then took lukes head and mounted it on his wall, with a sign pointing to his head that says STUPID. And then...A piece of chalk started growing out of Luke's mutilated head and all the scientists gathered to investigate. There findings showed...That Lukes mom came for revenge and the chalk turned into her! Then an asteroid flew into the Earth and the only a CD with MBG on it survived. Lukes mom survived the asteriod, and decided to infect the CD and turn it into... MARBLE BLAST OLD!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Everyone looking at the previous post faints* ...Luckily, Hample had hitchhiked on a nearby spacecraft just before the earth was destroyed. He spent eight years traveling the galaxy with Ford Prefect and Zaphod Beeblebrox, returned to our solar system and found out that the earth was just as he left it. Everyone told him that the asteroid was a hallucination that suddenly disappeared and asked him where he had been for so long. Confused, he settled back down, fell in love with Fenchurch, found out where all the dolphins went, and...
PS. the above is a reference to Douglas Adams (points to signature) series: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (great books!) if you were to replace Hample with Arthur Dent and asteroid with yellow Vogan spacescraft, you would have the summary of the first four books....and non dolphin-safe tuna. All the dolphins wanted revenge on him, and they slashed some water on him. aaah!!!!! I am a cat! I can not be wet! *licks self* While licking himself, he...Suddenly had the urge to vomit, and he coughed up a furball. In that furball was...A note saying: IT'S GONNA BE A SNOW DAY TOMORROW!!!!!!!!
Next to that, there was...A message from me that says:
I'll delete my last two posts. However, I still killed Darkness Shadow with my shotgun.
Then, suddenly, the buzzer to someone's microwave goes off and everyone jumps with surprise! Marble Blast Old had been restored!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Luke, in his agony, was vaporized, and was never to be seen again on the Noglingy Forjent thread. Lukes mom died too. So Hammple took a vaction to New Jersey, and sues Delta Airlines cuz it sucked.
Everyone cheered because the planet has been released of luke's STUPIDITY! YAY! Then, Luke came back as a mentally challenged zombie [like That is any different], and then DIED because he got shot by Ian's toenail clipper. Hammple decided to seek Marble Land. He grabbed his coat, a jar of apple butter, a tie-die colored marble, and his favorite birdhouse, and he set off to settle in a cozy home to enjoy the rest of his life in Marble Land with Tech Geek. During his journey he came across a R.Stanley. He showed Hammple the world of the magic E-G-G-S. Until the eggs broke down and with the cheese it went to the sewage where they met LukeIsAlwaysAlive...and Hammple then knew something was up. It appears that luke created lots of multiple accounts and now there are about 50 lukes! Oh noes!