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08 Apr 2016 17:39 #1 by hPerks
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Title says it all.

Get your sharpest comebacks, your wittiest one-liners, and your most devastating insults ready! This is a pure, unhinged, all-out battle of wits, where nothing is off limits* and no blow is too low! You got beef with someone? Now's your chance to settle it once and for all! But be warned -- if you jump in the ring, prepare to get hit back! You'll need a cool head, thick skin, and the ability to take whatever's thrown at you and lob it back at 'em with style!

So let's get started -- show me your worst!

*(Well, as long as you're not violating the ToS, of course.)

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08 Apr 2016 17:54 - 08 Apr 2016 17:56 #2 by Nockess
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u suk

make cool gifs ^

I hate to say that I have absolutely no sense of good humor when it comes to roasting people, so I'll just act as stupid as possible.

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08 Apr 2016 17:57 #3 by hPerks
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Rosalyn wrote:
I'll just act as stupid as possible.


So it'll be business as usual, then?

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08 Apr 2016 19:48 #4 by Daroachie
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i can't believe u didn't capitalize the first letter in ur name u skrub go back 2 english class lol

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08 Apr 2016 21:12 #5 by Weather
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It's called camelCase. All the professional coders use it.

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08 Apr 2016 21:18 - 08 Apr 2016 21:19 #6 by Three
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Last I checked, "professional coders" don't cause a game to prevent you from accessing its online mode.

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08 Apr 2016 21:21 #7 by Nature Freak
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What if the last post
Was a roast?

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08 Apr 2016 21:22 #8 by Kalle29
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If the last post was a roast it wouldn't look like yours.

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08 Apr 2016 21:23 #9 by Three
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The only thing Kalle is good at roasting is pizza.

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08 Apr 2016 21:31 #10 by Daroachie
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sorry but pizza is baked not roasted so neither of you win

BOOM double roasted

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08 Apr 2016 21:31 - 08 Apr 2016 21:34 #11 by Weather
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Was that boom the fuses in your head blowing?
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08 Apr 2016 21:34 #12 by J@ckRB
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Roasts you say? roast dinner wins all


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08 Apr 2016 21:38 #13 by hPerks
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This isn't the Destroy the World game, jacko. Maybe you should stick to camping one forum game at a time.

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08 Apr 2016 21:38 - 08 Apr 2016 21:39 #14 by Weather
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Says the guy who started two.
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08 Apr 2016 21:42 #15 by hPerks
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I only started this one. Maybe you just thought I started the Hangman Game because I own the podium every time (and you've never even solved a puzzle there).

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08 Apr 2016 21:45 #16 by Weather
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Next time you can be the hangman if you're so good.
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08 Apr 2016 21:47 #17 by Daroachie
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how about you try and think of more clever jokes that don't amount to "hang yourself"

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08 Apr 2016 21:48 #18 by hPerks
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...That's it? That's your roast? I thought there would be more.

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08 Apr 2016 21:52 #19 by Weather
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I can't believe you're just asking questions. Go learn how to roast if your school even has a class for it.

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08 Apr 2016 21:59 #20 by hPerks
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Great! While I do that, you can take a class on how not to act like a mod all the time.

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08 Apr 2016 22:01 - 08 Apr 2016 23:05 #21 by HiGuy
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How about this: You guys are so bad at roasting that I'm going to make the spam board not affect your post count. I expect all of your counts to drop by a good 50%, but something tells me I'm lowballing that number.

Edit: k

PQ in a nutshell
function clientcmd12dothepq() {
    commandToClient(LocalClientConnection, '34onthedancefloor');
}
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08 Apr 2016 23:07 #22 by hPerks
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Oh no, our precious post counts! :(

Well unfortunately, most of us don't care about post counts enough to make a formatted, colour-coded spreadsheet out of them.

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08 Apr 2016 23:24 #23 by Kurt
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hPerks wrote:
Oh no, our precious post counts! :(


Yeah, the only thing that made you feel like you actually mattered in this community.

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08 Apr 2016 23:27 #24 by hPerks
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Aww, that's cute. It's hard to roast without swearing or making dirty jokes, isn't it?

(At least I've been in a WRR)

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08 Apr 2016 23:30 - 08 Apr 2016 23:31 #25 by Kurt
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hPerks wrote:
(At least I've been in a WRR)


I bet that looks great on a resume... Although I doubt theres too much else you could put on there.
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08 Apr 2016 23:40 #26 by hPerks
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Funny, cause I can't think of a single job whose qualifications involve insulting people on webchat and making half a dozen crappy levels by cobbling interiors together end to end.

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08 Apr 2016 23:43 #27 by Kurt
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Neither can I - but at least I have a job, as opposed to sitting in a dark room playing with balls all day.
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08 Apr 2016 23:45 #28 by Jeff
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we have a kiwi on our staff, unlike an aussie

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08 Apr 2016 23:48 #29 by Nature Freak
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At least none of the competent staff members are named Jeff.

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08 Apr 2016 23:48 - 08 Apr 2016 23:49 #30 by Daroachie
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we have a kiwi on our staff, unlike an aussie

you put a fruit in staff? no wonder pq is taking so long

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