file Roast the previous poster [GAME]

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08 Apr 2016 17:54 - 08 Apr 2016 17:56 #1
u suk

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make cool gifs ^

I hate to say that I have absolutely no sense of good humor when it comes to roasting people, so I'll just act as stupid as possible.
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08 Apr 2016 19:48 #2
i can't believe u didn't capitalize the first letter in ur name u skrub go back 2 english class lol

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08 Apr 2016 21:12 #3
It's called camelCase. All the professional coders use it.
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08 Apr 2016 21:18 - 08 Apr 2016 21:19 #4
Last I checked, "professional coders" don't cause a game to prevent you from accessing its online mode.
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08 Apr 2016 21:21 #5
What if the last post
Was a roast?

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08 Apr 2016 21:22 #6
If the last post was a roast it wouldn't look like yours.
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08 Apr 2016 21:23 #7
The only thing Kalle is good at roasting is pizza.
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08 Apr 2016 21:31 #8
sorry but pizza is baked not roasted so neither of you win

BOOM double roasted
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08 Apr 2016 21:31 - 08 Apr 2016 21:34 #9
Was that boom the fuses in your head blowing?
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08 Apr 2016 21:34 #10
Roasts you say? roast dinner wins all

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08 Apr 2016 21:38 - 08 Apr 2016 21:39 #11
Says the guy who started two.
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08 Apr 2016 21:45 #12
Next time you can be the hangman if you're so good.
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08 Apr 2016 21:47 #13
how about you try and think of more clever jokes that don't amount to "hang yourself"
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08 Apr 2016 21:52 #14
I can't believe you're just asking questions. Go learn how to roast if your school even has a class for it.
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08 Apr 2016 22:01 - 08 Apr 2016 23:05 #15
How about this: You guys are so bad at roasting that I'm going to make the spam board not affect your post count. I expect all of your counts to drop by a good 50%, but something tells me I'm lowballing that number.

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08 Apr 2016 23:24 #16

hPerks wrote: Oh no, our precious post counts! :(


Yeah, the only thing that made you feel like you actually mattered in this community.

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08 Apr 2016 23:30 - 08 Apr 2016 23:31 #17

hPerks wrote: (At least I've been in a WRR)


I bet that looks great on a resume... Although I doubt theres too much else you could put on there.
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08 Apr 2016 23:43 #18
Neither can I - but at least I have a job, as opposed to sitting in a dark room playing with balls all day.
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08 Apr 2016 23:45 #19
we have a kiwi on our staff, unlike an aussie
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08 Apr 2016 23:48 #20
At least none of the competent staff members are named Jeff.

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08 Apr 2016 23:48 - 08 Apr 2016 23:49 #21

we have a kiwi on our staff, unlike an aussie

you put a fruit in staff? no wonder pq is taking so long
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08 Apr 2016 23:49 #22
We also have a guy who's made 20 half arsed marble games, then quit after 5 minutes for every one :)
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08 Apr 2016 23:51 #23
at least i learned something instead of drinking beer and screaming at people all day
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09 Apr 2016 00:14 #24
Wait is this for actual roasts? Or is this satire? Gonna assume its real?
hPerks I'd like to see you code a Marble Blast game in your free time on a 12+ year old engine and have everything work smoothly. But judging by your past experiences with mods I'd say you couldn't even write one line of code.
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09 Apr 2016 01:29 #25
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09 Apr 2016 07:43 - 09 Apr 2016 07:45 #26

hPerks wrote: My insults

hPerks wrote: "W"


Your grammar sucks mate, you should go ask NatureFreak for some grammar lessons.
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09 Apr 2016 09:42 #27
Bugger off, you're not even a native speaker!

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09 Apr 2016 12:42 #28
Welp, should've gone else where, seems like this fourm page isn't for me :I.

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09 Apr 2016 13:36 #29

hPerks wrote: Well, we'll miss you. Here, the Geometry Dash forums are over here .

I mean this topic, not leaving the mb fourms for a good dam while. but thx for link boi for now.

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09 Apr 2016 14:04 #30
If you are optimus... then I think its best you stay in truck form for good :P

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