Wall Destroyer!

Wall Destroyer is a game in the Marble Blast Fourms based on the game Cookie Clicker. (created by Orteil) The game involves destroying a wall (See below.) to obtain cash. Cash is made into bricks, which can also be spent on various tools which help the player produce cash and bricks more quickly. Upgrades can also be purchased to provide a variety of benefits, and performing certain actions will help destroy the wall.

The game can be played here and has ongoing duck removal.

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Wall 3

HP:

480.8k/1.1M

Full numbers:

480,866/1,100,000

Friendly Players:

Weather:

HP: 7/10

Known Moves:

Punch

Kick

Bang Head

Curse

Blast

Crush

Falcon Punch

Hints: (5/???)

Maybe try attacking the wall.

Try saying something like: "I punch the wall."

Try doing something that will harm the wall.

Magic can be really strong!

Suggestions are accepted.

NOT ON MY WATCH!

HINT: Maybe try attacking the wall.

Punching the wall will damage it!

I had a bit to drink last night, and really needed to use the bathroom... so I stumbled across the wall and relieved myself upon it.

...But, but, but, you can't do that.

Anyways... 0 damage dealt to the wall!

I tried using -Wall but it didn't help


Edit: my bad, that was -Werror. This is -Wall


And now we see why PQ has so many bugs

I NUKE THE WALL!

@HiGuy You close Inspect Element and realize that your command suddenly worked!

The wall stands no chance against my superior set of tools

@Kalle29 There are no bombs around... But there is a tree.
[hr]

@HiGuy 3 Damage dealt to the wall!

GREAT WALL OF CHINA AFTER TRUMP BECAME POTUS

But this isn't The Great Wall of China.

Smoke the nearby tree, then use the super powers gained from smoked tree to climb the wall.

Sadly, you didn't gain superpowers.

But the tree fell over!

Maybe you can do something with that wood.

TPM wrote: Maybe you can do something with that wood.

I assure you, there is no problem

I used wood to pitch a tent and reest for the night after my earlier drunkenness. I then used morning wood to pole vault over the wall.

Let's just say, you didn't quite make it over the wall...

But you did deal 1 damage to it!

You're researching a new move:

????

Guess what is by posting a letter.

Hmm... it appears my potent urine has dripped down the wall, and the hard acid has burnt a tunnel under the wall, which I an now pass and prevent any further property damage... dont wanna get sued after all!

There's no acid...

(Also, T isn't the right letter for the move.)

You look around and find that you're on a island!

But there's a structure you can explore.

HINT: Try doing something that will harm the wall.

If i'm on an island, then cant i just walk/swim around the wall? Checkmate!

But there's free money in the wall...

TPM, there is no such thing as free money, and since higuy CSG subtracted the wall then money will e damaged and a bit silly - and it will be theft, and i dont wanna get in trouble... i just wanna get off this damn island before i starve to death!

Somebody put money inside the wall.

Also, you find some dirt so you can plant crops.

And its a free country!

Well, after planting marijuana crops and smoking them... i spend 10 years on the island doing nothing... - then i remembered it was a free country, so i grabbed the money from elsewhere (there was a few grand in the tree) and said Beam me up Scotty and went into warp drive and left that hellhole of and island and that wall behind forever.

Did you know that money is one of the objects known to contain the most germs? who knows how dangerous that could've been after sitting stagnant for that long?

Anyway, that wall is very dangerous, so we must get a hydraulic press and deel with it.

You have to try one of these strawberries!

Also that weapon of yours looks really strong...

5 damage dealt to the wall!

And check my watch, it was less than 20 minutes. Also, we don't know the coordinates to anywhere safe.

I punch the wall, dealing 1 damage to it!

I disassemble the wall brick by brick by brick, and then throw the bircks at passing boats.