Wall Destroyer!

0 damage dealt to the wall! (I guess the rubber ducks didn't help.)

But you research the ducks, so they now lower the wall's defense by 1!

Also, a somebody behind the wall kicks it, dealing 4 damage!

Despite those photoshopped CG guns and pieces of clay, those things are still hunks of rubber tossed in the oceans to pollute them.

I'll try my previous one again, I'm curious to see how much damage that did.

I attack with the SR-71 Blackbird

You throw a rock at the wall, dealing 2 damage!

Rocks are less powerful than a foot when smashed at a wall.

This wall appears to be sentient...

Please make this do damage unless the defense thing is doing something.

The wall's defense dropped by 4!

Nope. I punch the wall, dealing 7 damage!

You realize your goal is reached. You broke the wall and saved the people!

But then you remember something. "Later you might be able to use magic. " Here it is, you can use magic. You use the money from the wall to hire the people to punch the wall for you. This is all the good news. Here's the news. There's another wall...

"Hp:10k/10k"

I use "magic" against the wall.

Reductfan.

Expulso!

455 damage dealt to the wall!

The wall talks to you. You can't win so easily. Wait, you can talk? Yeah, I can talk. Your magic powers makes it so you can hear me. Oh, we'll still beat you anyway. " " We'll see about that. Guards, attack!

I let down the guards.


Whatever that means.

The guard responds saying: What are you doing?

The guards attack you, dealing 4 damage!

1 damage healed to all the party members!

Then you destroy a guard, dropping the guard's attack by 1!

You find coffee, meaning your attacks are thrice as efficient.

This is getting more and more complicated.
Put molten marshmallows with raisins in them everywhere.










That's nukes.

180 damage dealt to the wall!

3 damage dealt to the guards!

You defeated my guards? Yes. Those guards weren't very good anyway. So, we get to attack you as much as we want? We will defeat you! We?

I'll just change this a little.

Sentient OP Wall wrote: You defeated my guards?

ME. wrote: Yes. [​​I defeated you too.]

Wow, did BBCode break there. Unicode to the rescue. :​P

I just obtained my profile card!

The Sphere:

"The person who hired himself as the researcher [strike]to avoid any work[/strike]."

Well you can start researching how to get rid of this wall.

(finnaly I post here again )
I send a fully charged Kamehameha wave at the wall.

215 damage dealt to the wall!

Guys we need moar DBZ stuff to destroy the wall.

I ask Mr. wall what material it's made of.

Its made of bricks. (Just like the last one.)

Throw a brick at the brick wall?

Throw two bricks at the brick wall?

I hook up 1,000 microwave transformers that all go to two big wires in contact with the wall.

And turn it on.

123 damage dealt to the wall!