joj
"tl;dr joj" - legenda 2016
take 10,000 colossal, 16-tonne titanium-alloy wrecking balls, light them on fire and heat them to absolute hot by harnessing the energy deep within the black hole at the center of our galaxy beyond the event horizon, attach an army of gerbils and wall-eating termites to each wrecking ball, hang them from a ten-mile-high bar made of the finest diamond crystal, lift them to an angle of 45 degrees with the horizontal (not the vertical) with telekinesis, and then let go. While the wrecking balls are swinging, I use my time machine to go back to 10-420 seconds after the Big Bang and kick that dang singularity in the face, causing the entire timeline of the universe to shift and preventing the Milky Way Galaxy, and thus the wall, from coming into existence. As I return to the present I am greeted with a week-long parade in celebration of my heroic genius, and June 10th becomes a national holiday thereafter.
I then go forward in time to 14 years ago and artificially impregnate TheSphere's mother using merely the power of my seductive stare, thus preventing TheSphere from being born.
Oh, I'm someone who tells you how much damage you do to the wall, not edit the HP of the wall.Then why don't you make us deal 1.1M damage to the wall.
So now there is a limit to the amount of magic we can use... I thought you wanted us using it. Oh well.
I gently toss the wall a small fireball.
Throw a pickle at the wall.
Wow, why didn't I think of this before:
I destroy the wall.
I'm flying, wheee!
TheSphere wrote: The wall doesn't understand what a "joj" is...
0 damage dealt to the wall!
But then...
somebody comes!
I command it to whip out webs and make the wall sticky. Using the webs, I can pull the wall down.
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