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17 Dec 2016 07:25 #1
Welcome to Cursing Wishes. In this Forum Game, one user makes a wish. Then another user replies to the thread saying that the wish is granted but there is a side effect to the wish - usually it is a bad effect. But it can also be a good effect too =D

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poster 1: I wish for a unicorn!
poster 2: Granted, but your unicorn cannot fly. I wish for one million dollars!
poster 3: Granted, but a statement came telling you to give it all to charity. I wish for...
and so on.

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I'll start - I wish for a new iPhone 6+!
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17 Dec 2016 07:27 - 17 Dec 2016 07:30 #2
You got an iPhone 6+.
Turns out it's an iPhone 7.

OH SHT NO HEADFONE JAK

I want the wireless headphone things now.
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17 Dec 2016 07:32 #3
You have been granted the Wireless Headphones!

...turns out they are wired.

I wish for Marble Blast STOP I to not have horrible texturing anymore.
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17 Dec 2016 07:42 - 17 Dec 2016 07:42 #4
Granted, but half the music is still super compressed 5-second loops.

I wish for Matan to finally do the joj.
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17 Dec 2016 08:17 #5
He does the joj... in PQ's git... and somehow manages to break it beyond a point where you can undo. Now everything has a mirror filter forever.

I wish PQ had fewer issues that I had to fix.
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17 Dec 2016 11:59 #6
Granted!

But Jeff keeps making more crappy games.

I wish I will finish my house level (WIP) by the end of this year.
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17 Dec 2016 12:21 - 17 Dec 2016 12:23 #7
You do, but it turns out [strike]there's a nasty map2dif glitch.[/strike] you forgot half the interiors in the download.
I wish for chocolate. :p

Granted, but a statement came telling you to give it all to charity.

How is that bad??
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17 Dec 2016 13:35 #8
Granted, but think about your children.

I wish my YouTube channel revived.
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17 Dec 2016 13:41 #9
Granted, but your channel only has 3 subscribers.

I wish I was better at Marble Blast!
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17 Dec 2016 14:44 #10
You become better, but Frosty still rekts you at multiplayer.

I wish the TorqueScript array system was actually legit.
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17 Dec 2016 18:07 #11
Granted, but your group-mates aren't helping you finish the project.

I wish for a large bowl of macaroni and cheese.
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17 Dec 2016 18:25 #12
Granted, but you're going to need a microwave.

I wish I had Threefolder's creativity and building skills.
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17 Dec 2016 18:35 #13
Granted, but you can only build flat things.

I wish I had a Mitsubishi Eclipse.
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17 Dec 2016 23:31 #14
Granted, but you sleep with Nobody which means he wakes up at 4:00 AM

I wish I could be like Ed Beacham
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18 Dec 2016 00:09 #15
Wish granted, but you have to live your life all over again.
I wish that PQ HERe

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18 Dec 2016 00:22 #16
Granted but it's only the demo.

I wish the LB scripts worked all the time.
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18 Dec 2016 01:35 #17
The marble gods hath blessed you with working scripts, but there's no whitespace or comments.

I wish for display name spaces. :​P
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18 Dec 2016 02:03 #18
Granted!

But your name will look weird (W3ath3r)

I wish I have better level building skills.
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18 Dec 2016 02:18 - 18 Dec 2016 02:19 #19
Granted!

But you'll suck at multiplayer.

I wish for better textures for my levels (;-; )
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18 Dec 2016 04:23 #20
Your amazing textures are granted, but unfortunately the textures are too adult for the Marble Blast Community.

I wish for my 500 levels to be done already.
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18 Dec 2016 09:17 #21
Granted, but they're all just LE levels made from copies of Learning to Roll.

I wish I had a sweatshop of cloned versions of myself working on Quaternion.

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18 Dec 2016 11:57 #22
Granted!

But your clones are sloppy af and you need to watch all of your clones as they make stuff.

I wish my WIP level will not have ANY erros! (;-; )
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18 Dec 2016 18:09 #23
Granted!
The gameplay is terrible, however.

I wish I could make PQ levels right now.
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18 Dec 2016 18:15 #24
You now can, but guess what...
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I wish for salt.
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18 Dec 2016 18:58 #25
Granted, but you will get thirsty very quickly.

I wish Powerjohn were a nice guy.
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18 Dec 2016 19:32 #26
Granted, but you fail the class.

I wish the headline news was actually good for once.
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18 Dec 2016 23:04 #27
Granted, but the headline news is only about statistics and nothing else.

I wish Matan would start playing this forum game
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19 Dec 2016 13:52 #28
Granted, but your salt level goes up, not down.

I wish more people were playing multiplayer.
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19 Dec 2016 13:56 #29
Then his salt levels are still morbidly high...

There is a large increase in player activity, however the LBs are struggling to handle it and most of them are really good at MP.
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19 Dec 2016 16:28 #30
(Doesn't look like Weather posted a wish.)

Granted, but Gem Hunt is removed.

I wish I could recognize any song I listen to whether I knew it beforehand or not.
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