hPerks replied the topic: The Fresh Prince of Foundation Repair
THE FRESH PRINCE OF FOUNDATION REPAIR
Now this is a story all about hoh
My house got lifted a few days ago
And I'll tell you up front, just sit right there
I'll tell you how Hoh Sis gave me foundation repair
In North Texas, born and raised
In my house is where I spent most of my days
When a couple of floorboards made outta wood
Started crackin and leakin wherever they could
I thought, "That doesn't sound good from downstairs!
Looks like I may need some foundation repair!"
Well hey, I know just who to call for this!"
And so I picked up the phone and I dialed Hoh Sis
They got the joj done right there and then
And they offered to do it all over again
I said, "No need, I'm 100% satisfied!"
So they gave me a cheque, and I signed it with pride
First class service, that's a guarantee
They got an A+ rating from the BBB
They got the house completely covered, including garage
And they'll do whatever it takes to get the joj
"But wait, I hear they're pricey, expensive, et cetera..."
Nope, they'll save you thousands from the nearest competitor
So when you're takin' the bids, don't despair
Just call Hoh Sis for foundation repair
But then a horrible secret came out
And the JOJites escaped and all went the same route
Away from the joj where they'd been captive for years
Got in their spaceship and, like lighting, disappeared
Hoh Sis was ready, and when they came near
They fired at the JOJites with all their space gear
But the JOJites survived the relentless barrage
And continued on their journey home to Planet JOJ
They arrived back home about 7 or 8
Called back to Earth, "Yo homes, smell ya later!"
They looked at their planet, they were finally there
And they'd never again have to do foundation repair
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