Hammple the Cat V.2

I will start this one. Feel free to use as many words as you like.

One day Hammple met Luke again. Hammple...

was as shocked as Macbeth was when he saw Banquo at the banquet, so Luke , with the element of suprise, took a candycane and started to...

Rub it on his feet. Hammple decided to...

swipe the candycane from Luke. He sterilized it and then threw it away. (he thought that if he just threw it away without sterilizing it, it might attract mutated unknown viruses to the earth from far-away planets)

Luke then got so mad, and he...

shot Hammple with a .22. But, since Luke was such a bad shot, he shot himself.

While he was on the floor bleeding:

the rare occurance of spontaneous combustion occured at that moment to Luke!

He burst into flames, and caught Hammple on fire. Then, they started to fight, and both fell into a lake. So, then they weren't on fire anymore. Then an alien UFO came down on the lake, and it glowed a strange green color...

And the lake turned into an army of mutant vedgetables! The mutant tomatoes, onions, and corn walked up to them and...

started to stuff themselves into their mouths! Hammple and Luke then both got a terrible case of indigestion!

They apologized for ever eating veggies, and barfed all of them back up. The veggies then...

Turned into a wonderful buffet of chinese food! Hammple set down and hapilly ate all of the Pecan Raviolis, Chicken, Baby Bokchoi, Lomain Noodles, Boneless spare ribs, beef chaofoon, and...

*Can't bear the hunger and rushes off to the chinese restraunt*

Shoved some of it into Luke's nose. Luke was too stupid to breath through his mouth, and died.

The next day, while Hammple was wandering in the woods, a large sea urchin appeared attached to a tree. The sea urchin...

called to his alien friends, and they...

decided to recruit Hammple into the AFLAC. (or the Alien Forces Living At Chicago). Hammple accepted. They said in three weeks time, Hammple would start his training. ...

When three weeks passed, Hammple was magically warped to the mystical alien training facility. He was scared...

and wet himself. But that was nothing compared to what he saw next. It was...

(no one is logged on right now, and I'm bored, so I'll answer myself)

A bunny slipper. But not just a bunny slipper. A bunny slipper so big, he couldn't see the top. A bunny slipper of such massive proportions, it made him look like something really.... small. Hammple couldn't begin to imagine what it was doing here. The alien explained:...

This is the BOT, Bunny of Terror Hammple looked far off into the distance and saw an identical bunny slipper, then looked straight up and realized that it was actually a huge bunny-slipper-wearing-bunny. in order to become a member of AFLAC, you must defeat the BOT in battle Hammple was presented with a wide array of weapons to choose from: Weapons so weird that he couldn't tell what in the world each did, and picked one at random. It looked like a...

[tell what it looked like, then the alien says something like ahh... wise choice, you have chosen the...whatever then progress to fight scene, where the weapon holds extraordinary powers]

Strange ovalish shaped thing. The alien stated, Wise choice, young Hammple. You have chosen an esteemed weapon. It is known as the...kitchen whisk. Now it is time to prove your worth. Fight the BOT!!!! Let the fight begin!! The BOT slowly lumbered towards Hammple. The cat tried to whack the BOT with the kitchen whisk. However, the BOT simply knocked it away, far away from Hammple. Then, the BOT tried to smash Hammple, but Hammple swiftly dodged, and ran to the kitchen whisk. Just as Hammple picked up the whisk, the BOT kicked him. EEEEKKK!!, Hammple screeched. The alien gasped, He said the words.... Suddenly, a golden glow came from the whisk..

He realized it was a laser! Not thinking at all, he accidentally shot himself. In heaven, God decided he should give Hammple his life back. After that, at the fight, Hammple...

Decided to make friends with the BOT. The alien said Aww, that's nice. and walked to the bathroom. Hammple and the BOT then...

...realized that neither of them had to go to the bathroom. So they went to the kitchen to see if there were any good snacks. In the kitchen, the toaster began to talk, and it told them...

to put metal in it! They decided to, and they got ZAPPED! Ouch! They...

...threw the toaster in the oven and set it to 425 degrees, and let it bake for three hours, to get revenge.

After the three hours, Hammple and the BOT took the toaster out of the oven, only to find out that the toaster had morphed into a blue dragon, which then meta morphed into a purple donkey.

Then it bucked BOT out a window. Hammple...

went for his free root canal, which he bought with his SBLOUNCKHED! bar.

Then he went back the the kitchen and used his root canal to kill the donkey. He want to rescue the BOT, but before he could jump out the window, he remembered he ate all that chineese food earlier. THE GOD OF MSG CAME AND BLOCKED THE WINDOW! Then began a bloody battle between the MSG god and Hammple. The MSG god attacked Hammple...