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01 Jan 2007 01:52 #31 by Ian
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and crushed his cheese coat. Hammple cried at 1674db, and destroyed the god. Hammple...
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01 Jan 2007 03:34 #32 by Ian
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Jumped out the window after the BOT and noticed...
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01 Jan 2007 03:42 #33 by Sporlo
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that he couldn't hear anything. He had actually made himself deaf when he cried! (at least Hammple didn't die). Notwithstanding, Hammple dashed after BOT. He ran straight into a...
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01 Jan 2007 15:06 #34 by Ross_(gone_YET_AGAIN)
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brick and potato wall. He then,
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01 Jan 2007 17:18 #35 by Ian
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realized that this thread got to the 2 page milestone! He celebrated, and...
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02 Jan 2007 01:21 #36 by Sporlo
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accidentally deleted all of the posts. In his desperate attempt to get them back, he realized that he had only moved them to the rubbish bin. He wanted to get them back, but Matan said he had to write a 732 page essay on why. Determined to get the posts back, Hammple...
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02 Jan 2007 01:27 #37 by Lonestar
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kicked Matan and DEMANDED that he put the posts back. That had the unfortunate side affect of Matan banning him, and he couldn't get on the forums! Now what would he do!??!!?!?
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02 Jan 2007 01:37 #38 by Sporlo
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So, Hammple decided to apologize to Matan, and he felt sorry for him and let him get another account. Hammple was so relieved, that he decided to get back to the original story.
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02 Jan 2007 02:40 #39 by Ian
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The BOT was there, and was really pissed off that Hammple forgot about a friend like him. So, he chased Hammple around, in an attempt to kill his legs.
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02 Jan 2007 02:51 #40 by Lonestar
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It was at about this point Hammple remembered his kitchen whisk, and, using it with unparalleled skill and grace, he cut BOT's liver off.
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02 Jan 2007 03:21 #41 by Skiiz
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However, then, all the aliens became enraged, and chased him around. After about 3 hrs of running, Hammple stole a spaceship, and returned to Earth.
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02 Jan 2007 06:12 #42 by Lonestar
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Now safe on earth, hammple thought everything would be fine. BUT IT WASN'T!!! BOT's small-bunny counterparts on earth where attacking! They had used thier animal mind communication to hear BOT in his final cry of OUCH! as hammple cut his liver off. They were going to get revenge!
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02 Jan 2007 17:39 #43 by Ian
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Hammple could only watch, as a tital wave of bunnies hit him, and ate him. He was now in 100 little pieces, which the bunnies ate. What could he do now?
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02 Jan 2007 18:03 #44 by Lonestar
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He re-assembelled himself, he's still a zombie from last time. He started to fight back, but....
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02 Jan 2007 18:46 #45 by Skiiz
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The bunnies were too powerful for him. They knocked him out, and carried him to their mystical cheese factory, where he was to be made into fried cheese.
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02 Jan 2007 19:56 #46 by Sporlo
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At the thought of fried cheese, Goatee Guy immediately inspected the factory to make sure it was moldy. He did this because if it wasn't moldy, it cure the BOT's liver! Always remember this readers: On one foggy night in Nigeria, a doctor once said: Eat fried cheese, it's good for your liver!. Suddenly, Goatee Guy realized the Bunnies' evil scheme; The evil Bunnies were going to turn Hammle into fried cheese, and feed him to BOT, so that BOT's liver would be healed, and he could finally DESTROY HAMMPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Unfortunately, Goatee Guy's pathetic attempts to stop this failed, and BOT was healed. BOT then realized that he couldn't destroy Hammple because he had already eaten him, but luckily, Hammple's brother, Nammple, was there to take on BOT.



and so, the great battle between Nammple and BOT BEGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(not in the story: please make the battle long and exciting.)
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02 Jan 2007 21:06 #47 by Ian
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Nammple called on his friend, Murrow the cat, who brought his owner, Ian along. (I have a cat named Murrow) It was three against one, but they realized that the BOT was much bigger then them. The only solution was...
Ian pressed a button, and Murrow transformed into... Muriow! He used his hairball fireballs to shoot the BOT, but...
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02 Jan 2007 21:15 #48 by Sporlo
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BOT took out his SUPER HAIRSPRAY and put out the fireballs. Then he realized that hairspray was flammable and...
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02 Jan 2007 21:23 #49 by Lonestar
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Was blown up in a big, firelry ball, that was visable from space.
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02 Jan 2007 21:43 #50 by Sporlo
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Quote:This is the BOT, Bunny of Terror Hammple looked far off into the distance and saw an identical bunny slipper, then looked straight up and realized that it was actually a huge bunny-slipper-wearing-bunny. in order to become a member of AFLAC, you must defeat the BOT in battle Hammple was presented with a wide array of weapons to choose from: Weapons so weird that he couldn't tell what in the world each did, and picked one at random. It looked like a...

[tell what it looked like, then the alien says something like ahh... wise choice, you have chosen the...whatever then progress to fight scene, where the weapon holds extraordinary powers]

Just to refresh your memory on the history of BOT. (this is not part of the story)
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02 Jan 2007 21:45 #51 by Ian
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Then the alien came and said Congratulations! You are now a member of the AFLAC! But, it wasn't Hammple he was talking about, it was Murrow. Hammple got upset and...
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02 Jan 2007 21:58 #52 by Sporlo
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[Continuing...]

Unfortuneatly, even though BOT meant Bunny of Terror, it also meant that BOT was a roBOT! BOT was a hunk of metal! Fire was a worthless offense!


oh blubber you posted while i was typing!
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02 Jan 2007 22:00 #53 by Lonestar
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Which one do we continue off of?!?! Thought Hammple. If they couldn't figure it out soon, they'd have to...
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02 Jan 2007 22:13 #54 by Sporlo
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Use Sporlo's, and use come back to Lonestar's after a bit! Yay! A perfect compromise!
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02 Jan 2007 22:58 #55 by Ian
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Then Murrow got extremly pissed, and so did Ian, so they both killed Sporlo and Hammple in rage. Ian killed Sporlo with no problem, but Murrow couldn't kill Hammple because he was a zombie cat, so they dropped a nuclear bomb on him, so all the peices would be blown away too far away from each other to regenerate.
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02 Jan 2007 23:06 #56 by Sporlo
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Then Sporlo simply became invincible and did not die. Sporlo then got angry that this whole story is now completely messed up. Sporlo decided to buy Ian a new bird.
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03 Jan 2007 00:24 #57 by Ian
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Ian thanked Sporlo for the new parakeet, which he named Birdie Num Num. Birdie Num Num flew up and crapped on Sporlos head.
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03 Jan 2007 00:32 #58 by Sporlo
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Sporlo then got angry and killed Birdie Num Num. Then Sporlo bought Ian a new whale. A really big one. A blue one.

btw, you forgot an apostrophe after sporlo in sporlos
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03 Jan 2007 00:39 #59 by Ian
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In revenge for killing the cute bird, Birdie Num Num, the whale landed on top of Sporlo, flattening him. Sporlo declared war against Ian. They each had armies. On Ian's side, there was Muriow, the Whale, Zombie Birdie Num Num, The Cheat Commandoes, PooperTroopers, the MSG god, God, Buddy the Chao, Lemur, Mousey, 1000 cows with guns, and Hammple, which Ian stitched back together. On Sporlos side there was...
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03 Jan 2007 22:45 #60 by Sporlo
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the kitchen whisk.

and so, the great war between Sporlo and Ian.............BEGINS!!!
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