They celebrated the 4 page point with melted Hammple and R.Stanley. However, back up in heaven, Hammple and R.Stanley appeared, because they died. Ian and Birdie Num Num greated them. Then Hammple had a terrible thought... they turned around and saw the army of multiple account lukes that they defeated before! They were outnumbered. But they noticed something else. The devil came and dragged the Lukes down to hell instead. However, the lukes grabbed Hammple, R.Stanley, Ian and Birdie Num Num, and they were dragged down to hell too!
Just like before, Everyone had a huge party, but this time at the disco/casino/chinese restraunt! Everyone stuffed themselves with chinese food, (especially Ian) and they created a statue of Joshua Dallman in honor of banning luke. Everyone had a great time. Then they noticed something. They just ate chinese food. The MSG god came and killed them all.
Aww, don't you love happy endings? Also, this really is the end. Cmon. FOUR PAGES!!!