The Noglingy Forjent

Once upon a time there was a cat named Hammple. He liked to...[fill in the blank and continue story]

He liked to eat marbles. Then one day....

He accidentally ate the defaultmarble. Now he can't play his favorite game, Marbleblast Gold! What will he do? What he did was...

Drank cheese until his ears turned purple and skyboxes flew out his stomach.

And then he...

and then he died. THE END!

But then he came back to life...as a ZOMBIE CAT! He then...

Rode on a dragon named saphira by killing it's original owner Eragon! But then he accidentally fell off and...

Decided to become a contortionist and blew up after he overcooked his salmon. Then he...

...vowed revenge on the salmon and their fishy brethren. So he went to sea, tartar sauce in hand, and stumbled upon an underwater civilization led by a king mackerel. He decided to...

call Matan to finish the game off and Matan beat everything. Good game no re.

He should have called Darkness Shadow. Matan does everything to fast and there is no fun. So he called Darkness Shadow and then...(I did not die)

Darkness Shadow failed and Hample got pissed off and bit his face off.

and Darkness Shadow died a cruel horrible torture death where they nailed his feet to the ground and filled the torture room with piss drowning him with disgusting taste. Ooh too far there, lol.

And then after Darkness Shadow died, Hample went off to his SECRET NAPPING PLACE where he went to sleep and dreamed about...

Eating a magic Pickle. It was magic because he became an angel. God came up to him when he was on a cloud though, and said that it wasn't magic, it was tainted, and you are dead. He woke up, and found that he...

...had slept walked and was inches away from the edge of a cliff wearing a bunny suit. He was so startled that he lost his footing and fell of the cliff. Luckily...

He fell on a sharp rock instead of the out-stretched hands of Luke. When he found out he had avoided Luke's grasp, he went insane with relief and...

Noticed that from falling on the sharp rock, he was now split in half. Thankfully, since he was a zombie he didn't die. He then saw Luke coming after him. He couldn't run away, because he didn't have his bottom half. Luke was fast approaching, so he...

decided to make an account, mbgrocks3. This drove luke insane, and he just needed the starw that broke the camels back. He made an interior that beat Lukes, and ,luke melted. He then...

Saw Matan beats Marble Blast for the 1082957235178561 time. GG NO RE!

Also Luke decided that he stank as an interior maker so he decided to suicide when Tech Geek...

...Turned luke into a marble and pushed him down off of the level, and he fell eternally to the forest and barn below. Eternally!!! I then...

Felt sorry for luke, and dived down after him. Hammple then...

realized that Tech geek doesn't go after luke. He realized that Tech Geek was a Robot! Duh. His name is Tech Geek. He then...

Decided to contradict Ian and post his version of what happened on a MBG forum. After that, he got carple tunnel syndrome from typing too much and retired from MBG. This caused...

him to break out of Luke's mind control. He then realised that he loved MBG despite Luke's mind control, forcing him to quit MBG. So he came back. However, Luke hasn't been punished, yet, so...

Ian came with a giant robot and started blowing up luke with a barrage of missles. He then took lukes head and mounted it on his wall, with a sign pointing to his head that says STUPID. And then...

A piece of chalk started growing out of Luke's mutilated head and all the scientists gathered to investigate. There findings showed...

That Lukes mom came for revenge and the chalk turned into her!

Then an asteroid flew into the Earth and the only a CD with MBG on it survived.