Forums' Quote of the Day
Until we transfer (somehow?) the old topic...
The connection between PQ and Capitalism
Matan: SOME SERVERS WON'T SHOW
Matan: (WHY?)
Matan: BECAUSE WE HATE YOUUUUU
HiGuy:
Matan: Donate $5 now to see ALL the servers!
HiGuy: nononon
HiGuy: you're doing it wrong
HiGuy: "Donate $5 for a 'See 10 Hidden Servers' Pack [MOST POPULAR]!”
HiGuy: wait
HiGuy: not quite
Matan: lmao no
HiGuy: "Donate $4000 for a 'See 20000 Hidden Servers' Pack [BEST VALUE]!”
Matan: Donate $5 for MBP not to crash in the next two minutes. Donate $15 for a copy of PQ. Donate $9,001 for a copy of PQ which doesn't crash every 5 seconds, including on launch.
HiGuy: ooh ooh ooh ok
HiGuy: my credit card is 1234-1234-1234-1234-1234
HiGuy: GIVE ME PQ NOW
HiGuy: actually
HiGuy: you're still not quite doing it right
HiGuy: "Donate $9001 to enter into the raffle for ONE FREE COPY OF PQ!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU COULD WIN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!”
HiGuy: too scumbag-marketery ?
Matan: (actual PQ purchase price is $9,002)
HiGuy:
HiGuy: Rather
HiGuy: "After buying PQ for the low price of TOTALLY FREE, try buying some of our 'Anti-crash Expansion Packs' now for only $29.99 / 5 crashes! (required to open PQ)"
Matan: hahahaha
Matan: the sad part is that it's true
Matan: "sad"
HiGuy: heh
HiGuy: not saying any names EA GAMES
HiGuy: EVERY SMARTPHONE APP EVER
HiGuy: fun fact
HiGuy: 45/50 top grossing apps are free
HiGuy: FREE
HiGuy: TOP GROSSING
HiGuy: HOW DO LOGIC
Matan: Americapitalism
HiGuy: rules of MURICA:
HiGuy: 1. Steal money
HiGuy: 2. Get caught
HiGuy: 3. Say "Everyone does it, so it's ok"
Matan: 4. PQ crashes
HiGuy: 5. Lobby for legislation saying it's OK to steal money
Matan: 6. Crash parliament
HiGuy: Parliment.exe has stopped responding
HiGuy: [Task Manager] [Force Quit] [UN Conference]
Matan: Did you PQ it
HiGuy: probably
HiGuy: they weren't ready
HiGuy: they didn't buy the $100 "all your jizz ever back in your body" pack
HiGuy: they'd need it after seeing pq
Matan: Only if they got the SuperPQ Expansion Pack in the AwesomePQ DLC
Matan: if they got WowPQ it doesn't really show PQ as well as SuperPQ
HiGuy: well of course
HiGuy: WowPQ doesn't let you connect because we forgot to migrate the servers
HiGuy: and "oh well most people bought SuperPQ anyway"
The connection between PQ and Capitalism
Matan: SOME SERVERS WON'T SHOW
Matan: (WHY?)
Matan: BECAUSE WE HATE YOUUUUU
HiGuy:
Matan: Donate $5 now to see ALL the servers!
HiGuy: nononon
HiGuy: you're doing it wrong
HiGuy: "Donate $5 for a 'See 10 Hidden Servers' Pack [MOST POPULAR]!”
HiGuy: wait
HiGuy: not quite
Matan: lmao no
HiGuy: "Donate $4000 for a 'See 20000 Hidden Servers' Pack [BEST VALUE]!”
Matan: Donate $5 for MBP not to crash in the next two minutes. Donate $15 for a copy of PQ. Donate $9,001 for a copy of PQ which doesn't crash every 5 seconds, including on launch.
HiGuy: ooh ooh ooh ok
HiGuy: my credit card is 1234-1234-1234-1234-1234
HiGuy: GIVE ME PQ NOW
HiGuy: actually
HiGuy: you're still not quite doing it right
HiGuy: "Donate $9001 to enter into the raffle for ONE FREE COPY OF PQ!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU COULD WIN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!”
HiGuy: too scumbag-marketery ?
Matan: (actual PQ purchase price is $9,002)
HiGuy:
HiGuy: Rather
HiGuy: "After buying PQ for the low price of TOTALLY FREE, try buying some of our 'Anti-crash Expansion Packs' now for only $29.99 / 5 crashes! (required to open PQ)"
Matan: hahahaha
Matan: the sad part is that it's true
Matan: "sad"
HiGuy: heh
HiGuy: not saying any names EA GAMES
HiGuy: EVERY SMARTPHONE APP EVER
HiGuy: fun fact
HiGuy: 45/50 top grossing apps are free
HiGuy: FREE
HiGuy: TOP GROSSING
HiGuy: HOW DO LOGIC
Matan: Americapitalism
HiGuy: rules of MURICA:
HiGuy: 1. Steal money
HiGuy: 2. Get caught
HiGuy: 3. Say "Everyone does it, so it's ok"
Matan: 4. PQ crashes
HiGuy: 5. Lobby for legislation saying it's OK to steal money
Matan: 6. Crash parliament
HiGuy: Parliment.exe has stopped responding
HiGuy: [Task Manager] [Force Quit] [UN Conference]
Matan: Did you PQ it
HiGuy: probably
HiGuy: they weren't ready
HiGuy: they didn't buy the $100 "all your jizz ever back in your body" pack
HiGuy: they'd need it after seeing pq
Matan: Only if they got the SuperPQ Expansion Pack in the AwesomePQ DLC
Matan: if they got WowPQ it doesn't really show PQ as well as SuperPQ
HiGuy: well of course
HiGuy: WowPQ doesn't let you connect because we forgot to migrate the servers
HiGuy: and "oh well most people bought SuperPQ anyway"
"matan, now i get what you meant a few years back when you said that "the level in mbg is beyond me" after the last rampage i noticed things were insane, and now i truly feel that too" - Dushine, 2015.
