Forums Complaints

(Note: everything in this post is a joke and not to be taken seriously.)
These forums have been around a while and I've been on them for a while. But I have a few complaints that I need to mention. They are, (in no particular order):
• Can't thank myself
• Lack of ugly orange color for design of forums
• Lack of a pointless "shoutbox"
• Recent Topics tab is too convenient.
• Kalle holds too many WRs.
• No luke
• PQ is still missing
• 2 much Super drama 4 me
• Posts dating back to before the forums were established i.e.:
• Too many goodbye threads in Say Hello.
• Time to create page is way too slow.
• Not enough dead Marble Blast mods
• Lack of ".proboards" in URL
• Rozi knows how to use the quote system too well, get rid of it

I'll be adding more as time goes by, let me know if you agree. List your own complaints and together we will rise of the mods and fix the issues.

Jkk39 wrote: • Can't thank myself

Can't increase your own karma either. Not sure why I need to convince other people I am god-like (and hence deserve 9999999+ karma) when I can just believe it myself and adjust my own karma accordingly.

Absolutely - feel free to add "Not enough dead rampages" and "Not enough tournaments went up in flames".

Jkk39 wrote: (Note: everything in this post is a joke and not to be taken seriously.)
These forums have been around a while and I've been on them for a while. But I have a few complaints that I need to mention. They are, (in no particular order):
• Lack of ugly orange color for design of forums

Why not purple?

• Lack of a pointless "shoutbox"

Isn't there one on the proboards? Go use that one.

• Recent Topics tab is too convenient.

It's true, except I don't really mind all that much.

• Kalle holds too many WRs.

Even you have some WRs. Remember all those unreleased levels you made?

• PQ is still missing

PQ WHERe?!

• 2 much Super drama 4 me

Super's kinda over at this point...

• Posts dating back to before the forums were established i.e.:

How were you not around back then? Everyone was!

• Too many goodbye threads in Say Hello.

Then let's make a "Say Goodbye" category.

• Not enough dead Marble Blast mods

Don't forget all the mods Jeff killed.

...God.... these.... people. Ugh.

Jkk:

1) You shouldn't be able to thank yourself. You can pat yourself on the shoulder but seriously if we thanked ourselves all day long then we'd be narcissistic, and I'd probably be winning that competition if I haven't had work.

2) I wanted ugly orange color again when we started the site in 2014 but apparently Keuena doesn't have that!

3) Shoutbox was removed because it wasn't costing me $15 a year

4) Recent Topic was supposed to be removed. Not sure who keeps adding it back.

5) NatureFreak beats Kalle atm so that's another bug fixed

6) I'm trying to fill in. HiGuy can confirm.

7) PQ was found and detained. It's under heavy custody and we'll show it to the public once it's been waterboarded into submission.

8 ) We're making some new mods to help out

9) That's not a bug, that's a feature

10) We used to call it Say Hello/Wave Goodbye but some people were against it. We are now forbidding people to say goodbye and will ban anyone who is leaving and saying goodbye in there.

11) According to my negative values, nope.

12) I received another one just couple of days ago, so again wrong there.

13) We have pq.marbleblast.com if that helps

14) See #4

Thank you for the list, myself and the other guys will keep working tirelessly to make sure the forums are as shitty and unusuable to you. Your dissatisfaction is valuable to us!


Jackrb:

We are working on decreasing your own karma, because that's what you really deserve. I don't know why you think you need to have positive karma. Try being pessimist, we found out that works better.


Frostfire:

I'm in the process of making 23 more rampages and 42 tournaments. Early outlook is looking pretty good.


Rozi:

1) I prefer Indigo, thanks.

2) Yeah but it's free. Not the same feeling.

3) That's not good. Better make it inconvenient.

4) God, that's like me and PQ. Please.

5) See #7 at Jkk's replies above.

6) It's Super not good to hear. Need more drama, or I'll make some.

7) I banned a few people?

8 ) See #10 in Jkk's replies above.

9) Games* FTFY

Last Edit: 05 Sep 2015 00:34 by IsraeliRD. Reason: NO ONE IS COOL ENOUGH IN THIS POST. BANS TO ALL.

NO ONE IS COOL ENOUGH IN THIS POST

5) NatureFreak beats Kalle atm so that's another bug fixed

yea

IsraeliRD wrote: Try being pessimist, we found out that works better.

but... my dreams...

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other complaints:

• 'IsraeliRD has logged in!'
• The [strike]totally random and unbiased[/strike] horribly rigged and mute/kick-thirsty "magic" 8-ball.
• IsraeliRD: 'thats kickworthy'
• SERVER: 'Yes'
• webchat is horrifying in general
• propleb's internet (and the fact he's lead mod)
• kalle joined last thursday
• kalle has too much money
• blablabla super is a great mod idk what ppl are complaining about
• not enough dumb memes
• can't say bernie sanders at any point without summoning jeef
• can't spam /v2 non-stop during games because thats using 'too many taunts'

well now im supposed to be pessimistic so none of this will be corrected, but hey its fun to moan so woo.

1) Tried to ban him, no luck yet
2) I'll talk to Aayrl to make it more biased
3) I'll change to 'thats banworthy' and make sure you get banned first, because your post is banworthy.
4) No
5) Also with it not sending my firefox messages. I don't remember the skins command but there's a black one.
6) That's a valid complaint for the first half. The second half is banworthy on you.
7) AGAIN?
8 ) It pays for the server, can't complain.
9) Banworthy right there, mister
10) I'm getting Kalle to put up more dank memes
11) Can confirm
12) I lagged Dushine, Imperial and RC so hard, RC ragequit the game and Dushine was incapacitated from playing for a while.

Yeah well, that's pessimism for you, because if something DOES happen (which is banworthy, btw) then you'll get too cheery and see that low expectations are better than high expectations.

Thanks to everyones help we are finally making a difference around here. However these forums are far from perfect. I have some more complaints that need addressing.
• We still don't own Marble blast.
• No where to hide
• The same smiley, different commands.
• Politics not allowed on web chat, I doubt any problems would arise if it was legal
• Matan op nerf pls
• too many topics get rid of them after 5 minutes.
• lack of bronies
• kalle changes color of name too often
• we are using bullet points, matan is using numbers

(Note: everything in this post is my actual feelings and is to be taken seriously.)
You made a few good points, Jkk but you missed some of the major issues.
• We still don't own Marble blast.
* I would personally like to see more changes made to this webiste that I think would improve the goodwill of this community values bumping topcis the webchat is broken release pq
* The little young members of this community have tons of inside jokes and it's cute in a sense but I also hate it
* Too many topics
* Too many words
* Too many new levels being made
* Slow down bro quit making so many levels
* You gotta make
* Pq
* Yes
* Swear on the webchat
* Ban Matan before he bans u
* Why are there two k's in the above poster's name
* Makes little sense
* Make three forums so that more people will join the community and play such classics like marble blast emerald
* Why is my name green, that's a clear glitch that needs to be ironed out
* Get pq 1.21
* Done
* I thinkl that's everything.

Hopefully you'll all read this and take my post into consideration.

Buzzmusic wrote: We still don't own Marble blast.

Could someone please tell me why? IAC couldn't care less about it.

Jkk39 wrote: • lack of bronies

trace return pls

also if complaining about propleb being lead mod is banworthy then wow, everything is (although i knew that already, but thats the last nail in the coffin).

others:
why is buzzmusic banned but can post???
everyone is too young and immature - we need our core members to be washed up oldies who return because... its a fun game right?

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WeatherWonders wrote:

Buzzmusic wrote: We still don't own Marble blast.

Could someone please tell me why? IAC couldn't care less about it.

Because IAC have the IP and are sitting on it without doing anything with it. Regardless of how much they don't care about it, it would still cost money (not sure how much but still quite a bit) to buy the IP off them.

J@ckrb wrote: Regardless of how much they don't care about it, it would still cost money (not sure how much but still quite a bit) to buy the IP off them.

Thats what Kalle is for

Jkk39 wrote:

J@ckrb wrote: Regardless of how much they don't care about it, it would still cost money (not sure how much but still quite a bit) to buy the IP off them.

Thats what Kalle is for

True, but he cant do that because:

Jkk39 wrote: • kalle changes color of name too often

tfw I'm mentioned more than anyone else ITT

Kalle29 wrote: tfw I'm mentioned more than anyone else ITT

yeah, you're the biggest problem in our community.

J@ckrb wrote:

Kalle29 wrote: tfw I'm mentioned more than anyone else ITT

yeah, you're the biggest problem in our community.

banned

IsraeliRD wrote: 3) I'll change to 'thats banworthy' and make sure you get banned first, because your post is banworthy.

IsraeliRD wrote: The second half is banworthy on you.

IsraeliRD wrote: 9) Banworthy right there, mister

IsraeliRD wrote: (which is banworthy, btw)

'Reason: Replying to Jackrb's banworthy post.'

Kalle29 wrote:

J@ckrb wrote:

Kalle29 wrote: tfw I'm mentioned more than anyone else ITT

yeah, you're the biggest problem in our community.

banned

wow didn't know it was possible to be banned several times

[quickly makes a load of alternate account a la luke skywalker style]

alternate account

that's banworthy too

Kalle29 wrote: that's banworthy too

• The entire website is banworthy.

Kalle29 wrote:

alternate account

that's banworthy too

can confirm just banned yet another alt

IsraeliRD wrote: 5) NatureFreak beats Kalle atm so that's another bug fixed

You must remember, Kalle, that anything that Matan says is law. Therefore, I beat you fair and square.

NatureFreak wrote:

IsraeliRD wrote: 5) NatureFreak beats Kalle atm so that's another bug fixed

You must remember, Kalle, that anything that Matan says is law. Therefore, I beat you fair and square.

Oh I'm sorry what was that? I can't hear you over the sound of all my non-ic WRs.

Yes I have a second complaint

















We were wrong this whole time.

labor day madness was absolutely awful
there wasnt enough lag or king of the marble

Other complaints: WRs don't have sounds
Without Kalle 50% percent of chats are gone

Frostfire wrote: there wasnt enough lag

new feature: everyone now gets propleb's internet connection.

im sad im not invited to the labor day event

<--- me

wheres luke tho