Forums Complaints

kalle is mod.

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story.

Well I think we've really made a difference around here everyone. Keep being pessimistic!

• I never participate in multiplayer events because I'm too lazy
• MB Emerald's music is under appreciated
• Donald Trump(kin) has still not been banned
• staff too old get new staff I nominate myself as dictator
• I forgot this thread existed
• *bump
• where are all the 8 year olds that violate the terms of service and are annoying as hell?
• lack of MBP mobile
• fubar coming soon
• whirligig is way too consistent with his weekly Qu updates
• no Jeff skin on webchat
• webchat

I hope you'll express your issues and we'll take a stand against the terrible conditions of these forums

• where are all the 8 year olds that violate the terms of service and are annoying as hell?

Check the post above yours

Jeffkk39 wrote: • where are all the 8 year olds that violate the terms of service and are annoying as hell?

You must be new here.

J@ckO'Lantern wrote:

Jeffkk39 wrote: • where are all the 8 year olds that violate the terms of service and are annoying as hell?

You must be new here.

Ive been here since 2009 soooooo
Also I really haven't seen too many, I probably don't spend enough time here.....
So let me rephrase this:
• not enough annoying 8 year olds/ not annoying enough
Which I suppose correlates with the lack of Luke so Matan please do a better job being Luke thank you.

YUO ALL *** MY ***** BECAUE **** LEIK *** TECH GEEK WAS REGHT ABUT ALL YU ***** *** *** ********* AND *** JKK *** FOR NOT *** SPPOK **** ***

****

DEPPSHETS ALL OF YOU ESPECIALLY YOUR *** ISAERELID AKA MEYTAHN YOU FFAS I WIELL SHEW **** YOU MY GOOD LEVEEL YOU CAANT BEAT ME YAU ****** *** ****** AND I MADE THIS ORIGINAL NOT LEIK HALV OF YOU S*** *****

AND I AM NOET SPAMMER OYU SJNHIT FORAMZ

Matan's setting an amazing example for himself.
I wish I was like him.

I want to be Matan when I grow up

that's a triple post in 26 minutes, Matan

i.e. 10% warning

FEEKE YHARH MAy SHITEE YA BE BANANED FROM HERE I WILL TEEL SPOROOO TO SOUEP YOUR HAIRR

FEEKE YHARH MAy SHITEE...

YHARH MAy

MAy

y

tfw Matan tries to avoid caps filter but forgets this isn't webchat

a true luke skywalker would use his extensive range of quotes he has
e.g.
Then y our a moron and a jerkface and pays 2.75 for a moter oil then eat it
Techgeek [wow this is old] has a garbeg mouth thats full of.........GARGEG *laughs for 24/7*
You still have a garbeg mout full of sh**

and much much more!
only for $999.99 [and your heart and soul]

[not sure why this happened]

Techgeek

something something lawn something something kids

Spooky39 wrote: Well I think we've really made a difference around here everyone. Keep being pessimistic!

• I never participate in multiplayer events because I'm too lazy
• MB Emerald's music is under appreciated
• Donald Trump(kin) has still not been banned
• staff too old get new staff I nominate myself as dictator
• I forgot this thread existed
• *bump
• where are all the 8 year olds that violate the terms of service and are annoying as hell?
• lack of MBP mobile
• fubar coming soon
• whirligig is way too consistent with his weekly Qu updates
• no Jeff skin on webchat
• webchat

I hope you'll express your issues and we'll take a stand against the terrible conditions of these forums

You forgot to add something about PQ

ill help him

pq

there

k

legenda1236 wrote: k

• The moderating

not enough dank memes

1. Too few dead/dying mods
2. Fubar is either dead or drunk
3. I still can't politics
4. Constructor has too few bugs
5. My levels have too many moving platforms
6. Moving object hitboxes are too reliable
7. All of PQ's functioning features have been added to MBP already but the staff still claim they are working on it
8. Donald Trump is not a level
9. No Luke
10. Major corporations aren't filing lawsuits against us
11. Shaders are too fancy
12. Buzzmusic goes on webchat too much
13. Ninjas
14. Jeef hasn't been captured yet
15. MB's code is too well documented
16. Too many new custom levels
17. Custom level quality is too high
18. Kalle is too nice
19. The Destroy The World game is too active
20. These lists are too fancy in raw BBC code
21. MB doesn't cost enough
22. HiGuy hasn't defeated Jeff yet
23. This list is too short
24. .ogg files lose volume when you convert them from .mp3
25. Too many people have returned
26. Matan's spam isn't good enough
27. Too many threads in the forum vault
28. I have too many ideas remaining
29. JK I didn't this is the last complaint

1) Blame jeff
2) I need to go to sleep
3) I'll reply to this another time when I remember
4) challenges
5) the game

30. Matan hasn't remembered yet

1) We're killing more without anyone noticing. We became the Silent Assassins.
2) Can confirm drunk
3) Neither can Jeff
4) Get the Mac version
5) Add more moving platforms
6) Add more rotating moving objects
7) PQ is a lie and we're passing it off as a real thing with fake features by doing real features
Kalle has a screenshot floating somewhere that proves you wrong so my complaint is YOU'RE WRONG
9) Kurt?
10) Blame Aayrl
11) Fixed:
12) I'll talk to him about it. Not.
13) Not enough hidden
14) It's been a challenge to do so
15) Can confirm new physics
16) Blame Jeff Kalle, Kurt, Regis, Threefolder and ProMarbler
17) MBSuper and MBRevived 2 were released to help with that
18) That's kickworthy
19) We destroyed the world
20) I don't like BBC code
21) Added a couple 0's
22) I checked the backend and you're wrong, except for that Nadir game and probably another.
23) Make it longer?
24) Increase fake quality. Enjoy the added fatness.
25) I blame Jeff
26) I'll shitpost more
27) We'll delete vault
28) Blame Jeff
29) Not a real complaint. Filing for a ban.
30) I WAS BUSY ALL DAY but yes I didn't remember

Matan, address the following or I'll ban u.

1. We're no strangers
2. To love
3. You know the rules
4. And so do I
5. A full commitment's what I'm
6. Thinking of
7. You wouldn't get this
8. From any other guy
9. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
10. Gotta make you
11. Understand

1. PQ isn't out yet?
2. Fubar where?
3. Webchat is stupid and crashes the server.
4. Buzzmusic y u no on skype more often i miss your presence.
5. Why has kurt slowed down being a naughty boy
6. Did you change your name to Maytin yet, Matan? MattP would appreciate it.
7. Where the heck is Santa on webchat when you need him?
8. Why do we still support windows XP?
9. Why don't macs have OpenGL 4.5 support?
10. Why do we even support 10.6.8 still?
11. Why hasn't windows 10 destroyed the world yet?
12. Why hasn't Matan just confirmed he's part of the illumanati?
13. Why am I still coding PQ and MBP?
14. Will we have MBP 1.72?
15. This forum needs to have more programmers and less squeakers.
16. Too much swearing, not enough friendliness.
17. I STILL CAN'T POLITICS.
18. Can I troll Kurt more often without taking the webchat to a nightmare?
19. Can admins swear while users get muted indefinitely?
20. WHERE are the dank memes?
21. HiGuy isn't online 24/7 to provide for my needs.
22. I have to play rated matches in order to just get achievements.
23. That regular members get access to the 4 PQ levels.
24. Derpking only codes for MBP if you push his buttons enough *pushes*.
25. Not enough members here play TF2.
26. Squeakers. Squeakers everywhere.
27. All members under 18 should be banned but they are not.
28. Can we have a 18+ forum?
29. That this game crashes on overflowing the console.log.
30. PEOPLE NEED TO ACTUALLY START GIVING US INFORMATION IF THEY WANT BUGS FIXED!!!!!

Jeff wrote: 12. Why hasn't Matan just confirmed he's

Jeff wrote: MattP

fixed

Jeff wrote: 27. All members under 18 should be banned but they are not.
28. Can we have a 18+ forum?

can i quickly fast forward time for a sec