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file ikea ftw

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25 Nov 2015 07:50 #1
This is a(n) IKEA Malaysia advertisment. Wow.


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25 Nov 2015 13:11 #2
I think this is one of the more normal advertisements that exist.

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25 Nov 2015 14:40 #3
Makes me proud to be Swedish :')

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25 Nov 2015 16:57 #4
The day ikea adverts appear normal is the day the world has gone insane.

or something

swedish meatballs

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26 Nov 2015 03:02 #5
Can we talk about those Swedish meatballs? That stuff is juicy.

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26 Nov 2015 03:21 #6
Can confirm Swedish balls are juicy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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26 Nov 2015 03:59 #7
this thread has gone down the crapper

/leaves

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28 Nov 2015 07:24 #8
wtf is ikea

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28 Nov 2015 08:29 #9
it's like idea, but just with 'k'

like any of these:



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28 Nov 2015 13:31 #10

legenda1236 wrote: wtf is ikea


the only shop where the layout is a maze (to make you buy more swedish crap), every purchase comes with a free allan key and end your shopping experience, after buying another sodding Billy bookcase, with swedish horse-meatballs.
tl;dr never go there

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28 Nov 2015 14:11 #11
also if you go there for one thing good chances you'll buy more

see: my coworker
"i forgot to purchase one thing after a weekend at ikea and i got there and i ended up buying lots more because i was like "omg that's cute" or "oh wow i totally need this" and "i forgot i needed that!" etc"

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