Hey, guys. Tomorrow, June 27, I'm getting my pallet expander off!!! I can't wait! I've had this on since December 2010, and it's been a real pain in the butt for reasons I don't want to describe. It's basically a contraption with a sort of keyhole. When a special key in inserted and twisted, the thing expands to the sides, expanding your pallet. Sounds fun, right?
It is. I haven't been able to chew gum or eat popcorn for 6 months. After I get this off, I'm getting fitted for a retainer, meaning I can chew gum and eat popcorn without any trouble, because I'm not going to wear it during mealtimes.
I love you, but your attitude is like that of a shrew. Your options? Take a pill or be my kill. Might I suggest that you wear a vest. Perish in class or be banished to the land of bluegrass, where dreams don't exist as you'll be eternally pissed.