Well, I think this is my worst year of predictions yet! But that doesn't discourage me one bit, I find it fun just to make a prediction, the right-ness of it is of little consequence to me. That being said I think I can safely say that this year very much did not go the way I expected. I got rejected from grad school yet again, still didn't get my driver's license, and did not seek out a new job... But far be it from depressing, this year there had much I am grateful for.
Here were my Marble Blast predictions for 2025. I got 2/6 correct.
Marble Blast Predictions
- Despair will remain unbeaten
- I will return to MB to regain 100% completion of the game
- I will set 3 new PBs
- The community will experience no major controversies (pretty please)
- Someone will set an unbelievably amazing WR (not Despair)
- 3 People will become 100% Awesome
Most of my predictions were wrong. All the ones about me were just 100% dead wrong. Unless you count the handful of offline customs I set times/scores on I didn't get 3 new PBs this year--I meant LB PBs. Nah, I'm just not interested in hardcore grinding out this game at the same level I used to. Don't get me wrong, I still love this game and don't regret not playing it much at all. I still love keeping up with the WRs and seeing new strats and paths being discovered and executed to near-perfection, I'll never get sick of watching the progress of the highest levels of speedrunning this game unfold. And of course I love moderating and watching out for the community the way that I do. Despite the two big controversies this year I still like looking out for everyone, and helping in whatever way I can to bring peace to this community.
But back to Marbles, to the best of my knowledge and my ability to search it out, only two people became 100% awesome this year. PPGPlanet, and Eclipsia. Correct me if I'm wrong though. A couple others were making tremendous progress on that front though, so I wasn't all that far off. And about the two I did get right. Despair wasn't beaten, ez w; but I think a number of records are worthy of being called "unbelievably amazing", here's my list of potential candidates:
- Go for the Green. Once was thought impossible to beat now was shattered by a sizable amount considering how optimized MBG is
- Tornado Launch. Nockess' old cheated time is finally destroyed legitimately!
- Messing With Physics. The oldest WR in PQ broken!
- Random It Up!. Was beaten again this year... somehow?!
- Xployt. Maybe the biggest % improved of any level this year? Certainly a series of significant and genius improvements to the already highly optimized route.
Maybe some others qualify as well, but I'm happy enough with this list, feel free to add to this list though.
Now as for my personal life, I got 2/4 correct.
Personal Predictions
- Another year another prediction about my driver's license. I will get my driver's license!
- I will read at least 12 books (+1 for more than 18)
- I will read the entire Bible this year
- I will find a new job
Well, big picture in my life I'd say this year was one of stagnation. I didn't progress towards my goal of becoming a therapist in any meaningful capacity, if anything I faced a major blowback. I did not get into the graduate school I applied to. Though they will not tell me the reason they rejected my application, I suspect I know why. Though I won't share my suspicions either. Fret not, I can always apply again later. I plan to again this year, though I'm hedging my bets this year as in I'm not getting my hopes up again. Neither did I find a new job. I think that's because when I expected to get into graduate school, it wasn't worth looking for a new job I'd all but abandon for school, and not getting in discouraged rather than encouraged such a pursuit. I'm still reconsidering such a change in my life at this moment, haven't come to any answers just yet.
But on the bright side, there were some things that happened that I could not have predicted. I went from being a barely trained crew member to a nearly fully trained manager plus being trained to hire new crew members at McDonald's in just a few months. At the start of this year I was only trained to do two of the seven or so positions at McDonald's. At around February I started pushing for and being pushed to, train in other areas. By May I was certified as a Crew Trainer which is knowledgeable and skilled enough at all the positions to train new hires. Just in time for summer when we hire 2-3 people a week for whom I did all their first week trainings. Then starting in August or so I started being trained in the hiring process and while I still have a lot to learn in that realm I'm officially the hiring manager for our location. In addition to that, my manager has me training to become a Floor Manager, with responsibilities and training all it's own. Today, Jan 1st, was the first day I wore my official manager shirt plus the manager name tag to work which was pretty exciting. I'm not officially certified just yet, but I'm most of the way there, just a little bit more. I could not have done it on my own though, I have an amazing boss and the other managers are very encouraging and helpful as well. But most helpful of all was God whom I trusted for guidance, wisdom, and motivation through the whole process. I know without Him I'd still be stuck trying to become a Crew Trainer. It's strange looking back at this whole progression, how it happened so quickly because my thoughts through most of it was not how fast it all was but instead how slow it was. How foolish of me! During my rest breaks from work I would almost always turn to a book, I think I read two from that alone, but I did much more reading than just that.
In 2025 I read 24 books! Double what I predicted the minimum would be. I suppose I get 3/4 correct (3/5?) for reading over 18 too. If I had to pick a favorite after the Bible... Probably Frankenstein (How to Win Friends and Influence People would be a close second). The original story behind the dumbed down version you see in modern culture. Somber and dreary is Frankenstein, but I would feel distraught too if some mound of flesh and body parts I brought to life tormented me too. I've always been opposed to horror but it's starting to grow on me, like a blood sucking leech. But it's not just scary for the sake of being scary, it's got deeper themes about what we are, what love is, revenge, depression, and obsession. The monster only seeks to understand his purpose in life, what it means to love, and in that he inadvertently ends up haunting his creator. It gets my highest recommendation with a strong warning that it's not happy story. If you're curious about the rest of my reading list ask me sometime, I won't go into it all here, too much good stuff. Perhaps this undercuts the achievement of 24 books read but I bought/received 112 books this year. I now count my unread books not in number of titles but number of shelves. I promise there's a
good reason for acquiring quite so many books as I did, but I don't need to get into it here, I've droned on long enough about books for toady, feel free to ask me in Discord. That is except for one book I will talk about a bit more.
The most important book I read this year was the entire Bible! I followed an interesting Bible in a Year plan which was really hard to stick to but was well worth it to read the masterpiece that is the Holy Bible. This really is the greatest book ever written. Or rather 66 books collected together, but I'm not gonna count it as +66 for the list though (and no, counting the Bible as +66 isn't how I got to 112 books this year if I did it'd be more like 600 books o.0). Even if you don't believe in Christianity it's a book that has shaped much of the culture we live in and the wider world, more than any other book and second place isn't even close. It's worth a read just to see how it's contributed to that, if nothing else. But before this turns too spiritual I'll stop harping on about the Bible and books and stuff. This reading plan shaped much of my day to day activities and my commitment to God which has benefitted me in innumerable ways. This was certainly a memorable year for me, if for some of the wrong reasons.
In conclusion, my ability to predict the future has dwindled, I guess I don't have the spiritual gift of prophecy. No matter, I still love participating in this strange and wonderful tradition the Marble Blast Community has had going on for now 18 years. I predict that I will continue to participate in each Time Capsule. Let's hope I'm not wrong.