The problem with eating lots of pies in a single sitting is that most pies contain considerably high amounts of calories. However, if you remove the pie crust, you can save around 150 calories average (varies depending on the size of pie). Oh, and be watchful for your carb and fat intake - pies are good at that too. If you have diabetes, eating the suggested amount of pie is ill-advised.
To avoid such problems, I suggest replacing pie with celery.
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