Steven wrote: What does "feeding the Jeff" mean?
The Jeff is the forum pet, known for its bad grammar, explicit trolling, and horrible sense of distasteful humor. It is also ill-tempered and cannot survive without the aid of its slaves. Also, the Jeff insists on domestic violence and is basically the antithesis of everything we stand for. By feeding it, you are contributing to its survival. If you're familiar with the notion of "feeding the troll", do apply the same basic principles to the Jeff as well. Stay far away from it.
Also, it does not possess a determinable gender.
I love you, but your attitude is like that of a shrew. Your options? Take a pill or be my kill. Might I suggest that you wear a vest. Perish in class or be banished to the land of bluegrass, where dreams don't exist as you'll be eternally pissed.