Its summer over here where I am, and hence I refuse to be some cold frosty namey thingy. Although, that being said, when it does get too hot around here, it is always nice to have a cold glass of sweet, sweet liquor.
That doesn't mean however that nobody should have called you that. I think you should go over to his place and smack him over the head with your bucket hat and Roblox merchandise. Maybe he'll make things up to you by giving you some of his special candy - you could use some thats for sure! Very tasty!
As for your nickname? Should be Love Machine, idk why, but i think it suits you well