Oh, and don't forget about the flying unicorns that paint rainbows over the level and constantly spin around your marble singing un-ending really high-pitched annoying harmonies. They also carry around baskets and pick up your marble and take it to a far away land known as the Unicorn Marble Heaven, where there are unicorns and marbles galore! The only to escape is to hijack the central lair of the unicorns, take the secret teleporter located inside the sphere at the bottom of the endless pit of doom surrounded by a frozen ring of fire, and teleport to a far away land known as the Unknown Land of Marble Death, where marbles are crushed galore! The only way to escape is to fall down the abyss of black clouds and dust, travel throughout the magical unicorn expressway located under the bottom of the bottom of the Unknown Land of Marble Death, and descend furthur into space.
After you have reached space, there is absolutely 0% zero zilch none ever-forever chance of escaping, EXCEPT THERE IS ONE WAY!!11!111! You need to travel to a secret portal hidden under the core of the sun, teleport to the other side of the unknown universe while dodging the un-ending blast of energy from the ever-approaching quazar of death as well as the hundreds of billions of thousands-millions multplied by the total number of particles in the entire universe and beyond squared asteroids, not to mention the billions of supernovas all occurring at one time, and finally descend into a veeeeeery small tunnel. In this tunnel, you will find a hidden message from Jeff, and it reads: You lose. But on the other side of the tunnel, you see a message from HiGuy that reads: You win. You have a hard time figuring out who to believe. You then throw a fit, and a unicorn takes you away to a far away land known as the Pillars.
The Pillars is full of MBP pillars. And unicorns. And Jeff. There is one way to escape, says Jeff. You must tell me that I'm right and HiGuy is wrong. You refuse. You then run and jump down the endless abyss, in an attempt to kill yourself, only to realize that the abyss is endless. HiGuy appears to you and shows you a list of complicated codes that you don't understand. HiGuy tells you that in order to land on the bottom of the abyss, you must decipher all of the code. You refuse. You then run back up the top-less abyss in an attempt to escape the task of long hours and weeks of deciphering, only to realize that it's top-less. Ian appears. He says that in order to escape, you must beat all of MBE's levels in under 0.0000000000001 seconds. You tell him that it's impossible. He gives you a time travel, and shows you it's not. You snatch the time travel from Ian and travel back in time in an attempt to excape this un-ending apocalypse, only to realize that it's unending. You then teleport into an endless room in which all you can see is white.
There is nothing there, just a white-ness. All of a sudden, out of no where, a giant bear swoops down and steals your time travel, and flies into the absence of darkness. And then Matan shows up with his keyboard. He plugs his keyboard into the whiteness to control the marble, and rolls the marble furthur and furthur and furthur into and out of the whiteness. He is going faster and faster, and then Matan sees a pool of blackness! JUMP! He barely makes it! Come on sub-30! Sub-30! JUMP! An epic edge-hit! Blind-folded! Matan pwns the level with a total time of 4892785964892018780269796795703801680728805738067193572815841.00 seconds! A world record!
So as it turns out, HiGuy was right. You win.
...And repeat.
Code THAT.
I love you, but your attitude is like that of a shrew. Your options? Take a pill or be my kill. Might I suggest that you wear a vest. Perish in class or be banished to the land of bluegrass, where dreams don't exist as you'll be eternally pissed.
Marble Blast Mod Ideas Game (MBMIG)
