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13 Aug 2014 05:06 - 13 Aug 2014 06:49 #1
8/13/2014

Every XYZ minutes, I will post my status of my health while I program tonight in PHP and SQL.

1:00AM - Slight headache, been up for 16 hours. A little thirsty, and feeling a little sleepy.

1:20AM - Same as before, but we (HiGuy and I) caught a bug and got mad at the SQL database. FIX'D

1:31AM - You know it's getting bad when you type "SELECT &" instead of "SELECT *" in your SQL query.

1:39AM - Outsourced update from HiGuy: (NSFW: Language)
Warning: Spoiler!


1:45AM - After I blew up from the above, HiGuy showed me how to write a huge @$$ query. It's about 200 characters long. Mother of god...

2:02AM - you know its bad when you write your own SQL statement for ordering...when there's an ORDER BY command

2:05AM - This headache is getting worse

2:32AM - 80% complete, but got distracted by people on skype

2:43AM - stomach is hurting

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13 Aug 2014 06:34 #2

2:02AM - you know its bad when you write your own SQL statement for ordering...when there's an ORDER BY command


Loool. But that's no fun!

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13 Aug 2014 08:28 #3
Achievement 2.. I think I know what they're doing :P

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13 Aug 2014 09:13 #4
2:43AM - stomach is hurting--- LOL


It's about 200 characters long.---
I made a code on that.V

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13 Aug 2014 15:12 #5
But it was just a single query, rather than defining three different parts of code, which accomplishes a broader task. I know almost nothing about SQL except that it is a database-querying language, but something like that would be rather long and complicated. I would also judge that queries are normally nowhere near that long.

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13 Aug 2014 15:23 - 13 Aug 2014 15:25 #6

promarbler14 wrote: But it was just a single query, rather than defining three different parts of code, which accomplishes a broader task. I know almost nothing about SQL except that it is a database-querying language, but something like that would be rather long and complicated. I would also judge that queries are normally nowhere near that long.


200 chars isn't actually that bad...I've written SQL queries with 650 chars in them that span 20 lines. And that's not even that much compared to what I've seen some professionals do (1000+ lines).

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13 Aug 2014 16:38 #7
Of course, you're also the one who helped hack the engine, so no surprise there.

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