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file Jeef Science

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07 May 2015 04:12 #1
marble2/Lambencee just published the results of some of his research on Jeff as part of #JeefGate. According to his findings, you can pay Jeff $1.01 to finish half of a programming project for you. In fact, he'll finish 1/4th of a project for you for free. However, as the desired completion percentage of the project approaches 100%, the cost approaches infinity because it is simply impossible for Jeff to ever finish a project. These results are simply astounding and are undoubtedly a major breakthrough in the field of Jeefology.

A graph of these findings can be seen below:

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So, what are your thoughts on this? Will this change #JeefGate as we know it?
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07 May 2015 04:28 - 07 May 2015 16:01 #2
Nowadays I thank Derpking's posts no matter what it is just to keep that amazing post/TY ratio up
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07 May 2015 04:38 #3
I would love to have help with research in the field of Jeefology, there is just so much data to analysis.
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07 May 2015 04:54 - 08 May 2015 04:34 #4
Hmm. I guess I will study Jeefology for the rest of my life
I will let Greg sponsor this.
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