Interesting Chat Gems

If anything interesting is said in chat, put it here for the world to see!


Today this happened...

1will2000will1 (Webchat): HiGuy is high, but he is also a guy. Does he like rye? If so, why? Probably because he is a fly. If HiGuy was a pie, he would die.
[Dev] HiGuy (Hosting): ok
1will2000will1 (Webchat): But what if I lie about HiGuy? Oh My! Then the end would be nigh.
[Dev] HiGuy (Hosting): i'm going to fry your eye for these terrible puns
1will2000will1 (Webchat): That would make me cry :'(
[Dev] HiGuy (Hosting): *sigh*

This is a really good idea! I applaud you.
I have a feeling that a lot of the chat gems will involve Kurt.

For whoever that did it, I'm not sure if moving this topic to Say Hello makes sense... maybe moving it to general marble blast discussion or general non marble blast discussion makes more sense?

A thread like this consisted on the old forums and was originall y actually called Quote of the Day. It generally consisted of Matan and Andrew posting lewd MSN Conversations between themselves that they thought were funny. Good times.

Since you never specified a particular chat channel, or what constitutes as "interesting";

[11/12/2015 11:10:13 AM] (Regislian): test
[11/12/2015 11:10:27 AM] (Kalle29): yo
[11/12/2015 11:10:45 AM] (Regislian): odd, other group chats still dont work..
[11/12/2015 11:14:15 AM] (Jeff): regi

And this gem;

[6:22:22 PM] Andrew Sears: howdy folks

And these fine selections:

[11/6/2015 2:50:22 PM] (Kalle29): I expect great commentary from you guys
[11/6/2015 2:50:33 PM] (Kalle29): nothing plebby

[11/5/2015 1:47:55 AM] (HiGuy MB): oh and this other spam email
[11/5/2015 1:47:57 AM] (HiGuy MB): "Montary company is one of the biggest professional manufacturer of nano crystal glass stone. If you are interested in it, We will enclose a catalog and picture."
[11/5/2015 1:48:09 AM] (HiGuy MB): we get ads for marble countertops
[11/5/2015 1:48:12 AM] (HiGuy MB): and marble floors

[11/5/2015 1:06:58 PM] (IsraeliRD): Jeff why did you do the mistake and how bad was it

[11/7/2015 12:54:30 PM] Promarbler14 (MB): no, I meant as to why matan laughed
[11/7/2015 12:55:20 PM] (Kalle29): because it's funny

(also I moved the topic to somewhere more .. appropriate)

~Aayrl

Aayrl wrote: (also I moved the topic to somewhere more .. appropriate)

Thanks for moving the topic and lol Marble spam emails... I think thats the wrong kind of marble, but nice try scammers.

This happened in skype today (read till end)...

[9:23:38 PM] Will Wulfken: (<blink>.</blink>)
[9:23:43 PM] Will Wulfken: i cant hack skype
[9:23:52 PM] nobody: lolwut
[9:23:55 PM] nobody: skype takes html?
[9:24:21 PM] Will Wulfken: idk
[9:24:41 PM] Will Wulfken: <font color="#FF00FF">red?</font>
[9:24:43 PM] Will Wulfken: nope
[9:25:00 PM] Will Wulfken: probably an old version did at some point
[9:25:06 PM] nobody: lol who knows
[9:25:19 PM] nobody: i thought skype had a font window anyway
[9:25:31 PM] nobody: uh
[9:25:32 PM] nobody: nvm
[9:25:35 PM] nobody: i cant find it
[9:26:03 PM] Will Wulfken: [col:ff0000]this probably doesn't work either
[9:26:23 PM] nobody: i think thats just webchat only
[9:26:53 PM] Will Wulfken: that is an actual tag thingy
[9:27:02 PM] nobody: in what language
[9:27:13 PM] Will Wulfken: idk... brackladesh?
[9:27:23 PM] nobody: nailed it

Mah spamz

Lee has logged in!
Obvious Lee (Webchat): hai derpking
Obvious Lee (Webchat): im with derpking in webchat, and no one else
Obvious Lee (Webchat): this is weird
Kalle29 has logged in!
Obvious Lee (Webchat): oh nvm kalle's here
Obvious Lee (Webchat): weeee
Obvious Lee (Webchat): im bored
Obvious Lee (Webchat): what to do..
Obvious Lee (Webchat): i know!
Obvious Lee (Webchat): spam webchat!
Obvious Lee (Webchat): actually, no
[Mod] Kalle29 the Fabulous (Webchat): Å
Obvious Lee (Webchat): and a wild kalle appears!
Obvious Lee (Webchat): kalle used A with a ring on top of it
Obvious Lee (Webchat): it's super effective!
Obvious Lee (Webchat): Lee used Asian kick
Obvious Lee (Webchat): it's also super effective!
Obvious Lee (Webchat): kalle fainted.
Obvious Lee (Webchat): Lee tried to catch Kalle
Obvious Lee (Webchat): kalle ran away
Obvious Lee (Webchat): welp
Obvious Lee (Webchat): i never played pokemon.
Obvious Lee (Webchat): watched some episodes of it tho
Obvious Lee (Webchat): someone's gonna kill me after i said that
Obvious Lee (Webchat): welp, gonna post that tk the interesring gems chat
Obvious Lee (Webchat): is this even interesting tho?
Obvious Lee (Webchat): nah ill just post it

This is small but i feel like adding it

Me: Noah, the cops are after me
Noah: Why
Me: its cause i got in line first
Noah: Sh*t, Not again

nobody (Webchat): what drugs are you on right now
Endy (Webchat): who is the scary server talking guy
IzhanHarris57: me? or that nobody
nobody (Webchat): theres a politics filter
IzhanHarris57: i mean
IzhanHarris57: That guy
Kurt (Webchat): i am bernie sanders
IzhanHarris57: dude i don use drugs
IzhanHarris57: drugs isnt good healthy
nobody (Webchat): uh
IzhanHarris57: trust me drugs is an not good healthy
IzhanHarris57: its make you crazy and look different world
Kurt (Webchat): izhan, what are your thoughts about wall street and the influence on government?
Endy (Webchat): hahahahaha
nobody (Webchat): sounds fun to me

I still read it and die to this day.

I moved the topic again. It's not necessarily a discussion and not really pertaining to Marble Blast aside from chat logs. Moved to Spam Board. Carry on with the copy/paste.

~Aayrl

rektgaming1337 (Webchat): HiGuy is high, but he is also a guy. Does he like rye? If so, why? Probably because he is a fly. If HiGuy was a pie, he would die. But what if I lie about HiGuy? Oh My! Then the end would be nigh.
[Dev] HiGuy (Webchat): on a scale of 1 to copypasta let's not make that a thing

Lee has logged in!
Aayrl has logged in!
legenda1236 (Webchat): wee
Obvious Lee (Webchat): wee
Obvious Lee (Webchat): :^)
Aayrl the Insane (Webchat): Wee
Obvious Lee (Webchat): wee wee
legenda1236 (Webchat): jeef
1will2000will1 (Webchat): Wee will rock u
Obvious Lee (Webchat): weeeeeeee
Obvious Lee (Webchat): wee woo wee woo
1will2000will1 (Webchat): Weeeeef
Obvious Lee (Webchat): wiiiii
Xelna has logged in!
1will2000will1 (Webchat): Wuuuuuuu
Obvious Lee (Webchat): weeeooooo
Thegeniusyoshi: Wii u
Obvious Lee (Webchat): ^

1will2000will1 has logged in!
1will2000will1 (Webchat): Jeeeeeeefooooooo Jeeeeeeefooooooo Jeeeeeeefooooooo
1will2000will1 (Webchat): Sorry, another Jeefulance
El_Robert has logged out!
1will2000will1 (Webchat): They are loading El_Robert into the Jeefulance
El_Robert has logged in!
1will2000will1 (Webchat): Oh your back, how was your hospital time
Scary El_Robert (Webchat): What?!
1will2000will1 (Webchat): Lol

Endy (Webchat): a pleb is a spongebob episode
Endy (Webchat): its also a powerup you can get from the random powerup box
Endy (Webchat): when you get it
Endy (Webchat): you hear matan say "you picked up ze pleb. use it to ur advantage"
Endy (Webchat): then a niki minaj song plays at earraep level
Endy (Webchat): followed by sanic
Endy (Webchat): and then the nivea moisture commercial
Endy (Webchat): then a lube commercial
Endy (Webchat): then ur game crashes
Endy (Webchat): and ur monitor blacks out
Endy (Webchat): and u turn around
Endy (Webchat): and jeef is smiling at u holding a knife
Endy (Webchat): but when u log in
Endy (Webchat): ur times on leaderboards are 0:00.00
Endy (Webchat): but its super hard to get from the random box
Endy (Webchat): its like a 0.000000069% chance
Endy (Webchat): fubar has a better chance of releasing
Endy (Webchat): mbut
Endy (Webchat): but*
Endy (Webchat): make sure pascal doesnt find ur times
Endy (Webchat): cuz then he drives to ur house on his motorcycle-marble-powered-wheels
Endy (Webchat): then he super speeds the door open
Endy (Webchat): then he drinks a mega soda and becomes fat
Endy (Webchat): and he...
Endy (Webchat): he SITS ON YOU
Endy (Webchat): u still have a chance
Endy (Webchat): when he is smashing you
Endy (Webchat): he poops out a blast
Endy (Webchat): use it to ur advantage
Endy (Webchat): and take the brown gem
Endy (Webchat): then pascal will take a negative tm and drop to 60:00.00 and will be at the bottom of the leaderboards
Endy (Webchat): so he rage quits the leaderboards
Endy (Webchat): and plays cs.go the end

Here's something interesting from last February.

Xelna: Moving Up 2.791
Spaghetti78: What's Moving Up?
Xelna: It's when you move up.
Kalle29: It's what your dick does when you get a WR.

[12/5/15, 7:26:03 PM] HiGuy: STAFF EXPOSED
[12/5/15, 7:26:04 PM] HiGuy:

[12/5/15, 7:25:29 PM] Jeff: i can't find anymore recent posts
[12/5/15, 7:25:29 PM] Jeff:
[12/5/15, 7:25:31 PM] Jeff: go shitpost
[12/5/15, 7:25:57 PM] Threefolder: lol nah

[12/5/15, 7:26:14 PM] HiGuy: JEFF CONFIRMED LITERALLY TRUMP
[12/5/15, 7:26:18 PM] HiGuy: THREEFOLDER LITERALLY BERNIE

Ok, were my posts deleted? Who did it. Confess...

Me, because the fourth image is way off PG-13, and really too mature considering the young audience we have here.
The staff are going to be a lot more strict and you're going to end up with more punishments coming. So far this is a friendly post-deletion, and likely the next few, but it's not going to last for long. So if you think you're untamed, well...
Not even kurt is secure from this.

OK. Understood. I, myself, am part of the young audience here and should've checked my post a little better before posting it

However, I would very much appreciate it if the staff could notify me beforehand next time; I would like some further notice. Also, I saw no reason to delete that last post (the one with the server joke and the WR) as it was entirely clean.

Locking this because this is asking for posting inappropiate stuff. Like 10 posts already got deleted in this one thread alone.