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file Endless method to unlock Advanced Level 53

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10 Oct 2013 19:25 #91
(Not really a bump, but whatever)

but the portal is the exact same size as the marble and is at the bottom of the huge drop at the beginning, so you have to skillshot it. On the other side of the portal is...
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10 Oct 2013 21:11 #92
a huge fortress! The fortress is heavily armored, and you must elude the traps and force your way inside Once inside, you must...

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10 Oct 2013 22:17 #93
Go back to step one.

JK.

Get hit by a Russian ghetto music singer with a baseball bat. Then, you must...

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10 Oct 2013 23:05 #94
Clog the fortress' toilets by constantly flushing toilet paper (with marbles!) down it until it explodes! clogs up and overflows. Then afterwards...

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11 Oct 2013 00:09 #95
you find out that this quest was a lie, and you need to go through the Bronze Quest. After that, you need to go to the Silver Quest, then the Gold Quest, then the Platinum Quest. The first step of the Bronze Quest is...

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11 Oct 2013 01:22 #96
to smelt iron ore and craft yourself a marbilian iron sword, which you use to advance in your conquest. Later...

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11 Oct 2013 06:44 #97
you fight your own eye, and get The Monite, which lets you...

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11 Oct 2013 16:44 #98
advance to the next step of unlocking Advanced Level 53, but you now have to complete Pokemon Yellow using only a Magikarp! Once you have done that, you have to use The Monite to...
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11 Oct 2013 22:10 #99
Play Scrabble. Then you must eat a(n)....

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12 Oct 2013 18:35 #100
complete wall of your own flesh, which puts ores into your house, overwriting everything. When you fix it, you use the ore to...

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12 Oct 2013 18:48 #101
make 5000 buckets, which you must fill with spit. After doing that...

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17 Oct 2013 16:47 #102
Figure out a way to turn the spit into solid gold, and then find somebody who will buy it. Then, use the money to...
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17 Oct 2013 20:16 #103
afford a giant robotic snake, and then fight it. Later...

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17 Oct 2013 20:43 #104
Buy the snake you could afford that you forgot to buy earlier, and, after it is dead from you fighting it, feed it to the cats.

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19 Oct 2013 13:24 #105
Then go to the Fort Boyard and steal all the keys. Catch an Helicopter, then...
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19 Oct 2013 13:56 #106
Make it do a barrel roll. Afterwards...

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09 Mar 2015 23:57 - 08 Apr 2015 19:41 #107
...suddenly orange magic rebuilds your computer where you are now.. Go to your computer, and then beat Learn The Super Speed without using the superspeed. Afterwards...
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12 Dec 2015 17:15 #108
[I know this bump is massive, but this game IS endless, after all.]

...You must watch the entirety of Titanic: The Legend Goes On (aka. the worst movie of all time, yes, even worse than Birdemic and Foodfight!) 200 times with Jeef by your side. After you are both traumatized by the horrific horrors that movie holds, you must then...
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12 Dec 2015 22:26 #109
...find Matan and force Jeff to code challenges against his will. Once he finishes, if you aren't dead yet, you need to...
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13 Dec 2015 00:01 #110

Derpking wrote: ...find Matan and force Jeff to code challenges against his will. Once he finishes, if you aren't dead yet, you need to...


I can confirm THAT WILL get you advanced level 53. he solved it.

topic locked...i mean...what?
I am a programmer. Most here know me for being one of the major contributors to Marble Blast Platinum and PlatinumQuest.

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13 Dec 2015 00:17 #111

Jeff wrote:

Derpking wrote: ...find Matan and force Jeff to code challenges against his will. Once he finishes, if you aren't dead yet, you need to...


I can confirm THAT WILL get you advanced level 53. he solved it.


implausible, challenges will never finish

Anyway, continuing on, it becomes obvious, that Jeff won't finish challenges because there's better things to do, and besides, we need to meme-ify something other than PQ not being out.
Due to this, you find, you have to endure a long, long, long rant about how torque is in no way suited to anything due to its age and that GarageGames, even if they were given a 50-year headstart, would not be able to create an engine that wasn't outdated as soon as it was finished.
In fact, the rant seems so long, with innumerable problems caused with trying to do anything mildly useful like "not crashing" that you start to fall into a deep sleep. A sleep that seems to be forever.
But then....
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13 Dec 2015 02:46 #112
You must do every single level by its intended route 5 times (even thrill ride).
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13 Dec 2015 07:45 #113
buy pq on steam
then...
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13 Dec 2015 11:36 #114
beat the whole game under 1 second
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14 Dec 2015 03:38 #115
rub ur greasy chicken tenders all over ur screen
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14 Dec 2015 12:43 #116
gdr centuple traplaunch
then...
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14 Dec 2015 13:16 #117
Recreate all MBG levels in Constructor,
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15 Dec 2015 00:26 #118
...create a successful mod as big as MBP. After your education in coding, trying to make a mod on a zero budget and scraping the last free time out of your already packed schedule, reading through bug reports and more, you must then...
Behold, my custom levels . . . not updated for PQ.

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15 Dec 2015 08:25 #119
blame jeff.
then...
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15 Dec 2015 16:18 #120
...apologize to Jeff for the blame and realize he had nothing to do with it.
Behold, my custom levels . . . not updated for PQ.

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